"i dont hug fat chicks lol"

[caption id="attachment_276" align="aligncenter" width="464" caption="04/25"]facebook chat 04/25[/caption]

script:

Sierra Curtier  9:33  pm
lol joe do u remember some girl named racheal green?

Joe Jiko  9:33  pm
nope
show me faces
idc about names.

Sierra Curtier  9:33  pm
ok hangon
okay well its not that important but i remember one time she was with me while i was walking to target and i saw you and you gave me a hug and she asked for one and you said...i dont hug fat chicks lol

Joe Jiko  9:35  pm
AHAHAHA
i am such a fucking G
^____^

Sierra Curtier  9:35  pm
i agree<3

Joe Jiko  9:35  pm
seriously. i just died laughing.

Sierra Curtier  9:36  pm
i dont know why people dont like ur attitude :) i think its amazing haha











"i dont hug fat chicks lol"

[caption id="attachment_276" align="aligncenter" width="464" caption="04/25"]facebook chat 04/25[/caption]

script:

Sierra Curtier  9:33  pm
lol joe do u remember some girl named racheal green?

Joe Jiko  9:33  pm
nope
show me faces
idc about names.

Sierra Curtier  9:33  pm
ok hangon
okay well its not that important but i remember one time she was with me while i was walking to target and i saw you and you gave me a hug and she asked for one and you said...i dont hug fat chicks lol

Joe Jiko  9:35  pm
AHAHAHA
i am such a fucking G
^____^

Sierra Curtier  9:35  pm
i agree<3

Joe Jiko  9:35  pm
seriously. i just died laughing.

Sierra Curtier  9:36  pm
i dont know why people dont like ur attitude :) i think its amazing haha











unfriend responses and analysis collection #1


[gallery orderby="rand"]

Highlights:

"I always thought facebook was more for the potential of conversation"

"Should I apologize for attempting to have at least one conversation with you before we both forget about each other?"

"Contrary to your suspicions, no girl has ever broken my heart."

"If you want a better sample of my personality, I do have a Twitter."

Some questions raised:

1) How does one's boyfriend delete a lot of friends on "accident"? Have your tried deleting someone on facebook? It definitely requires a conscious effort.

2) Do you think I'm creepy? PS, If you can't answer "Why?", then your opinion doesn't matter.

Social media best practices/food for thought:

1) Instead of deleting someone from your friend list or unfollowing them because "they've never tried to have a conversation with you", How about you try starting a conversation with them? If they never reply, they're probably not worth keeping around. What's the use in "deleting" your connections with people? It would make sense if we had to pay per friend (or hundred friends?) or if there weren't instant search functions in place. So go start a conversation instead of closing the door on somebody you never gave a real chance to.

2) Don't assume somebody is being rude if they're questioning you about your actions or beliefs. Try to appreciate the time they're spending on you and the effort they're taking to challenge your thoughts. If you can't defend yourself, maybe you're not as firmly placed in your beliefs as you thought. There is no right or wrong, only difference in perception and opinion.

unfriend responses and analysis #1


[gallery orderby="rand"]

Highlights:

"I always thought facebook was more for the potential of conversation"

"Should I apologize for attempting to have at least one conversation with you before we both forget about each other?"

"Contrary to your suspicions, no girl has ever broken my heart."

"If you want a better sample of my personality, I do have a Twitter."

Some questions raised:

1) How does one's boyfriend delete a lot of friends on "accident"? Have your tried deleting someone on facebook? It definitely requires a conscious effort.

2) Do you think I'm creepy? PS, If you can't answer "Why?", then your opinion doesn't matter.

Social media best practices/food for thought:

1) Instead of deleting someone from your friend list or unfollowing them because "they've never tried to have a conversation with you", How about you try starting a conversation with them? If they never reply, they're probably not worth keeping around. What's the use in "deleting" your connections with people? It would make sense if we had to pay per friend (or hundred friends?) or if there weren't instant search functions in place. So go start a conversation instead of closing the door on somebody you never gave a real chance to.

2) Don't assume somebody is being rude if they're questioning you about your actions or beliefs. Try to appreciate the time they're spending on you and the effort they're taking to challenge your thoughts. If you can't defend yourself, maybe you're not as firmly placed in your beliefs as you thought. There is no right or wrong, only difference in perception and opinion.

facebook messenger for windows released!

Desktop application for facebook messaging. Very useful for people who use facebook for chatting (I know I do.)

Here're the goods-
download facebook messenger for windows

[caption id="attachment_798" align="alignleft" width="232" caption="facebook messenger for windows"][/caption]

From the help page:
Messenger for Windows is a new, trial application that lets you use Facebook without being on www.facebook.com. While you surf the web or use other applications on your computer, you can:

  • Chat and message with your friends on Facebook

  • See the latest updates from your friends in ticker

  • Get quick notifications about what’s going on


more information on the facebook helpdesk

Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory."

Alyssa Woiak Hey what's up
Joe Jiko fighting sleep and sickness. you?
Alyssa Woiak Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?
Joe Jiko I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.
Alyssa Woiak Oh cool what part of florida
Joe Jiko tampa bay
Alyssa Woiak Oh that's cool your hott btw lol
Joe Jiko oh thanks
Alyssa Woiak Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive
Joe Jiko I'm ageless and of course I drive.
Alyssa Woiak No really how old r u ? I am 23
Joe Jiko No really, I don't have an age. >__>
Alyssa Woiak What year were u born
Joe JikoI wasn't born.
I woke up with no memory.
Alyssa WoiakU r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom
Joe Jiko Perhaps I did!
I could be an alien from space.
I always thought I was because I have no belly button.
Alyssa Woiak Wtf I don't believe u
Um I don't believe that either
Joe Jiko OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?
You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.
Alyssa Woiak Um u were born with a belly button lol
Joe Jiko I already told you, I wasn't born.
Alyssa Woiak yea u were I wi
Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born
Joe Jiko Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?
Alyssa Woiak Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me
Joe Jiko That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.
And if he did, I would sue both of you.
Alyssa Woiak Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name
Joe Jiko I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.
Alyssa Woiak um well they live out of state and u were born feb
21
Joe Jiko LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.
I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.
Alyssa Woiak um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it
Joe Jiko Silly girl.
Alyssa Woiak what sexy
i am gonna text u okj
Joe Jiko I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.
Alyssa Woiak u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet
Joe Jiko It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.
I only use my phone for business, actually.
Alyssa Woiak OH WELL
Joe Jiko I'm older than you
Alyssa Woiak oh i see well i want u 2 text me
how old r u
Joe Jiko 100
Alyssa Woiak no
i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me
so i wont be in it
Joe Jiko Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.
In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.
Alyssa Woiak um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops
Joe Jiko Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.
Alyssa Woiak i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought
Joe Jiko Awwh. Am I too complicated for you?
Alyssa Woiak no your not my type and i live out of state
Joe Jiko Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.
Alyssa Woiak um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick
Joe Jiko Excuse me?
Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?
Alyssa Woiak what
Joe Jiko or are you calling me a dick for not revealing my age to you?
Alyssa Woiak all the above
Joe Jiko Then you're the dick.
Alyssa Woiak um no i dont have one
Joe Jiko All evidence supports you being a dick.
You must have one. I bet it's enormous.
Alyssa Woiak um no i have a pussy
Joe Jiko So vulgar.
Alyssa Woiak wtf
[/conversation]

My favorite parts were:

  •  "Oh that's cool your hott btw lol" <-- incorrect use of "your"

  • "Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born" <-- wtf??

  • "I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh." after the "I don't do texting" part is an implied "with people who can't spell"


What was your favorite part?  Let me know in the comments :)

Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born.I woke up with no memory."




  • Alyssa Woiak


    31 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Hey what's up









  • Joe Jiko


    30 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • fighting sleep and sickness. you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    30 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?









  • Joe Jiko


    29 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    29 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh cool what part of florida









  • Joe Jiko


    28 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • tampa bay









  • Alyssa Woiak


    28 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh that's cool your hott btw lol









  • Joe Jiko


    27 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • oh thanks









  • Alyssa Woiak


    26 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive









  • Joe Jiko


    26 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm ageless and of course I drive.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • No really how old r u ? I am 23









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • No really, I don't have an age. >__>









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • What year were u born









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I wasn't born.





    • I woke up with no memory.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    23 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • U r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom









  • Joe Jiko


    23 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Perhaps I did!





    • I could be an alien from space.





    • I always thought I was because I have no belly button.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    22 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Wtf I don't believe u





    • Um I don't believe that either









  • Joe Jiko


    21 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?





    • You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    21 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um u were born with a belly button lol









  • Joe Jiko


    19 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I already told you, I wasn't born.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    19 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • yea u were I wi





    • Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born









  • Joe Jiko


    18 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    17 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me









  • Joe Jiko


    17 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.





    • And if he did, I would sue both of you.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    16 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name









  • Joe Jiko


    15 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    14 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well they live out of state and u were born feb





    • 21









  • Joe Jiko


    14 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.





    • I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    12 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it









  • Joe Jiko


    11 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Silly girl.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    11 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what sexy





    • i am gonna text u okj









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    10 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.





    • I only use my phone for business, actually.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • OH WELL









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm older than you









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • oh i see well i want u 2 text me





    • how old r u









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • 100









  • Alyssa Woiak


    8 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no





    • i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me





    • so i wont be in it









  • Joe Jiko


    7 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.





    • In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.











  • Alyssa Woiak


    6 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops









  • Joe Jiko


    5 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought









  • Joe Jiko


    4 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Awwh. Am I too complicated for oyu?





    • you*?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no your not my type and i live out of state









  • Joe Jiko


    3 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    3 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick









  • Joe Jiko


    2 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Excuse me?





    • Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    2 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • or are you calling me a dick for no revealing my age to you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • all the above









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Then you're the dick.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i dont have one









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • All evidence supports you being a dick.





    • You must have one. I bet it's enormous.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i have a pussy









  • Joe Jiko


    a few seconds ago

    Joe Jiko






    • So vulgar.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    a few seconds ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • wtf







Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory."




  • Alyssa Woiak


    31 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Hey what's up









  • Joe Jiko


    30 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • fighting sleep and sickness. you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    30 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?









  • Joe Jiko


    29 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    29 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh cool what part of florida









  • Joe Jiko


    28 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • tampa bay









  • Alyssa Woiak


    28 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh that's cool your hott btw lol









  • Joe Jiko


    27 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • oh thanks









  • Alyssa Woiak


    26 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive









  • Joe Jiko


    26 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm ageless and of course I drive.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • No really how old r u ? I am 23









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • No really, I don't have an age. >__>









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • What year were u born









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I wasn't born.





    • I woke up with no memory.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    23 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • U r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom









  • Joe Jiko


    23 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Perhaps I did!





    • I could be an alien from space.





    • I always thought I was because I have no belly button.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    22 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Wtf I don't believe u





    • Um I don't believe that either









  • Joe Jiko


    21 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?





    • You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    21 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um u were born with a belly button lol









  • Joe Jiko


    19 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I already told you, I wasn't born.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    19 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • yea u were I wi





    • Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born









  • Joe Jiko


    18 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    17 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me









  • Joe Jiko


    17 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.





    • And if he did, I would sue both of you.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    16 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name









  • Joe Jiko


    15 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    14 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well they live out of state and u were born feb





    • 21









  • Joe Jiko


    14 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.





    • I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    12 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it









  • Joe Jiko


    11 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Silly girl.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    11 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what sexy





    • i am gonna text u okj









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    10 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.





    • I only use my phone for business, actually.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • OH WELL









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm older than you









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • oh i see well i want u 2 text me





    • how old r u









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • 100









  • Alyssa Woiak


    8 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no





    • i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me





    • so i wont be in it









  • Joe Jiko


    7 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.





    • In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.











  • Alyssa Woiak


    6 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops









  • Joe Jiko


    5 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought









  • Joe Jiko


    4 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Awwh. Am I too complicated for oyu?





    • you*?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no your not my type and i live out of state









  • Joe Jiko


    3 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    3 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick









  • Joe Jiko


    2 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Excuse me?





    • Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    2 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • or are you calling me a dick for no revealing my age to you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • all the above









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Then you're the dick.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i dont have one









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • All evidence supports you being a dick.





    • You must have one. I bet it's enormous.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i have a pussy









  • Joe Jiko


    a few seconds ago

    Joe Jiko






    • So vulgar.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    a few seconds ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • wtf







facebook messenger for windows released!

Desktop application for facebook messaging. Very useful for people who use facebook for chatting (I know I do.)


Here're the goods-
download facebook messenger for windows


From the help page:
Messenger for Windows is a new, trial application that lets you use Facebook without being on www.facebook.com. While you surf the web or use other applications on your computer, you can:
Chat and message with your friends on Facebook





  • See the latest updates from your friends in ticker


  • Get quick notifications about what’s going on



more information on the facebook helpdesk

facebook messenger for windows released!

Desktop application for facebook messaging. Very useful for people who use facebook for chatting (I know I do.)


Here're the goods-
download facebook messenger for windows


From the help page:
Messenger for Windows is a new, trial application that lets you use Facebook without being on www.facebook.com. While you surf the web or use other applications on your computer, you can:





  • Chat and message with your friends on Facebook


  • See the latest updates from your friends in ticker


  • Get quick notifications about what’s going on


more information on the facebook helpdesk

Facebook How To: Unfriending without Unfriending

facebook allows 5000 friends which is really difficult to get on your own as facebook limits the number of friend requests you can send and also "restricts" friending people you don't already know.

This policy never made sense to me.

What's the purpose of "social networking" if you're restricted in the way of networking? my guess is they felt this would keep facebook more personal and prevent a myspace-like user abandonment catastrophe.

What is "subscribe" and how does it work?

By default, all of your "friends" are automatically subscribed to you.

what does this mean?

they see your posts in their news feed. the difference between a public subscription-or a subscription to someone you're not friends with- and a friend subscription is that your friends can see anything that you post to "friends only". Anyone with a Twitter account should already be familiar with this concept. Subscribing is like following and public posts are like public profiles. The major difference between Twitter and Facebook subscriptions is that Facebook lets you choose which of your posts are public or private. (Google+ also does this with Circles)

what is a "public" post and who can see it?

Everyone can see public posts! People who are subscribed to you will receive your posts in their news feed. If all your posts are public (like mine are) then people can effectively follow and interact with you without being your "friend".

reasons why people "unfriend" others


Problem: too many posts in your news feed
there are a few things you can do to fix this.

Solution 1: prioritize your friends' posts with smart lists
-go to your close friend's profiles and hover over the word "friends"
-choose "close friend" from the drop down menu.

Choosing the close friend option will prioritize the person's posts and activity. You can even receive a special notification whenever they do something-ensuring that you never miss out on anything your best friends do!

Solution 2: go to people you aren't close with and set their group to "acquaintances"

Choosing "acquaintance" will do the opposite of the close friend group. It will reduce the priority and frequency of the person's posts and also give you the option to restrict more personal posts from being seen by this group.

Problem: not seeing posts from important people in your life and feeling like you're losing out
Solution: prioritize your friends' posts with smart lists
-go to your close friend's profiles and hover over the word "friends"
-choose "close friend" from the drop down menu.

Problem: the person posts things you don't want to see or read
Solution:  adjust subscription to that person by category.  

you can choose to only subscribe to someone's posts and unsubscribe to their photos.


Problem: worried about people seeing the more personal things you post
Solution: start putting your acquaintances in the acquaintance group  

facebook allows us to put people into different "groups". if you have people who are less "friends" and more "acquaintances", there's a group for that!



once you've put people in different groups, you can target those people or restrict them from seeing your posts by choosing a filter when you create a new post



Problem: the person has never talked to you
instead of unfriending people who have never talked to you, how about taking some initiative to start a conversation and seeing if they respond? facebook's news feed actually has a setting to only show posts from people you've "interacted with recently". This means that people who you you've rarely or never interacted with may never show up! there's an arrow on the news feed that will let you adjust this so show "most recent results". try interacting with new people and my guess is you'll be quite happy with the results!


I have a "no deletion" policy when it comes to anything digital. However, if someone shows that they're not interested in me or my life, I'll adjust my settings so that facebook knows they aren't as important to me. Pro tips ;)

I hope you've found something useful in this. If you have any questions or additional tips to share, leave a comment!

Retard of the day #2 5/24 - Summer Rae Stephens


"You shouldn't fuck with peoples' morals" - Summer Rae Stephens

Somebody please explain to me where I'm "fucking with peoples' morals" here? What does explaining that everything has sex have to do with challenging his beliefs?

And so what if I "fuck with people's morals"?

Challenging people in their beliefs serves to either:
1) help people understand each other better and 2) help a person understand their beliefs better.

If you can't stand up for what you believe in, you probably don't believe it very strongly anyway.

Note: Facebook deleted this post because she's obviously a pussy and reported it. Sadly, the entire discussion was lost. Oh well. I believe in freedom of speech, so feel free to start a new one in a space that I control :)

Retard of the day #2 5/24 - Summer Rae Stephens


"You shouldn't fuck with peoples' morals" - Summer Rae Stephens

Somebody please explain to me where I'm "fucking with peoples' morals" here? What does explaining that everything has sex have to do with challenging his beliefs?

And so what if I "fuck with people's morals"?

Challenging people in their beliefs serves to either:
1) help people understand each other better and 2) help a person understand their beliefs better.

If you can't stand up for what you believe in, you probably don't believe it very strongly anyway.

Note: Facebook deleted this post because she's obviously a pussy and reported it. Sadly, the entire discussion was lost. Oh well. I believe in freedom of speech, so feel free to start a new one in a space that I control :)

Taylor Nichole Hewitt Vs. the Truth [Conversation]

Taylor Nichole Hewitt you might mean well but how you come off is kinda more of a attack and joke then anything else.Almost like a bully picking on a kid at school.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt you have your points, just be the bigger man when expressing your ideas.

Joe Jiko „Taylor try not to be so judgmental. I know exactly what I'm doing.

Christian Ariel Joe is like Hunter Moore but without nudes.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt yes I know you know, and that's why it saddens me, everyone finds joy from picking on people for there beliefs, may they be wrong or not, people are people.People have feelings.And watching the world around me I see nothing but people making excuses as to why they bully the other.They may be at fault as well.But you post enough things for me to read to see you attack people for grammar for how fat they are and for there beliefs. Then make a joke out of it all with a bunch of girls who wanna brown nose you backing you up. Its sad. They may start things with you or you start things with them.But in the end your being a bully whose antagonizing people, trying to make them break down then post there point of breaking down online for everyone to see.

Joe Jiko „Taylor it saddens me that you misunderstand so much..

Taylor Nichole Hewitt I just read. My best subject is comprehension. You have alot more in you then to fall to that level, your talented and you have skills. If someones bothering you or trying to bring out the worst in you delete them. Don't let it get to a point where then you are the bully then.

Joe Jiko „Taylor your comprehension skills have failed you here. I'm a lot more complex then you perceive me to be. Also, you've totally got my purpose wrong. I'm not in the habit of explaining myself.. so I'll let you figure it out on your own.. or not. Whatever.

Joe Jiko „Taylor as a side note, your condescension is kind of annoying.

Skylar „^ I was about to bring up her being condescending lol.

Joe Jiko Her first mistake was "everyone finds joy from picking on people for their beliefs"

Taylor Nichole Hewitt water under the bridge for me, you just don't like people having other views then you.Im pretty sure if I was fat you all would be attacking me now about that. Delete me if you want. And if anything I complimented you.Re read why don't you?

Joe Jiko „Taylor you don't know me at all.. :/ I LOVE people having other views than I do. I don't care if you're fat or not.. I've never "attacked" anyone for being fat and I wouldn't delete you unless you were babbling abusive nonsense at me or someone else. Pay attention next time.

Skylar Honestly, what is the point of trying to analyze how a person thinks or acts over Facebook? You don't seem sweet or caring, your comprehension and "complimenting" skills are atrocious. You were anything but complementing him, you are being condescending and arrogant. It's like saying "Oh, you look a lot better with your hair down". You're not particularly being direct with your insult, but it's there. And here you are going "but you post enough things for me to read.." who the hell gives a fuck about what you read? It's as though you're saying you're in a higher position in which you have been given the right to judge his views and actions, which you don't approve of. And that, is being condescending. So no, you're not complementing anyone.
Skylar Sheen And what exactly are you doing by commenting on this status and calling him a bully? you're indirectly doing the same thing he's doing, but you're trying to mask it by being the hero.

Joe Jiko „Skylar stop brown nosing ;)

Skylar oh yeah, brown nosing because I'm right :c

Joe Jiko „Skylar nah you're probably just saying that for my D ♥

Skylar oh yeah give it to me

Taylor Nichole Hewitt I read back not long ago about a girl you and your girl pow wow were making fun of and of your one friends phobia of fat. And I never said I was better I just said it was sad. please make sure you don't put words in peoples mouths its a rather nasty habit of a small minded people, I said joe has amazing skills and talents and is above these antics of a highschooler. You all should know beauty ages dies, but ignorance does not. I knew by giving my option I would be attacked for it, oh well. oh and joe? your over conceited-ness is rather annoying, if not extremely unattractive.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt Though I would still like to be friends with you Joe you do have a brilliant mind, I would just hope you would do some meditation on the word kindness. A heart doesn't need to be filled with pain hurt or hate.Kindness is the only way to peace, but it can be a lonely road though because of it.

Joe Jiko „Taylor I'm not opposed to the idea. However, we can't be friends until you stop assuming things about me that aren't true. Also, I don't care if you don't find me attractive.. I'm not trying to attract anyone ;)

Joe Jiko I ♥ Caitlyn even if she's lurkinnnn :P

Taylor Nichole Hewitt well I don't care if you find me annoying so I guess we are at draw here sir. and don't winky face me, you love the attention these girls throw at you, you are but a man in the end. And if you want me to stop assuming things then be the bigger man, prove me wrong. And next time you wanna laugh go watch a comedy or read one instead of laughing at someones mistakes. or go on 4chan that place was made for shits and giggles

Taylor Nichole Hewitt not to mention nudes

Taylor Nichole Hewitt lol

Joe Jiko Assumptions, sexist comments, and condescension. I'm done replying to you on this.

Skylar I really can't get over how condescending everything sounds. "you are but a man in the end".

Skylar though that's more sexism than being condescending, but I digress

Taylor Nichole Hewitt that was ment to be playful but it is the truth you seem to forget Iv spoken to you before with a friend on stickam, so I know very well

Taylor Nichole Hewitt you even had the d gray man lines on your face at the time

Caitlyn Taylor... You're being rude and making yourself look rather uneducated.... And yes Joe i'm lurkin.. Lol. I find your "over conceited-ness" extremely entertaining. And the people you attract that choose to argue with you... Also entertaining. If you're conceited because you're usually right and you know it, more power to you :)

Joe Jiko „Taylor as I said before, you don't know me at all.

Caitlyn Lol but i'm curious.... Where do you find these people??

Taylor Nichole Hewitt girls if you don't mind im having a convo with him not you last time i checked. and Joe thats why I said prove me wrong.

Joe Jiko „Taylor why would I prove you wrong? Whatever you think or say doesn't make it true.. so as the courts say "innocent until proven guilty" You can't prove what you say is true.. because it's not. & Caitlyn the Internetz lol. I guess they kind of accumulate over time.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt Well I am right considering you v had me on your shit for 4 years and all you and your friends nag about is stupid bitch this and fat bitch that and look at this retard you all sound like children grow up, behind all that photoshop you all look exactly like you act on the inside

Joe Jiko „Taylor LOL your perception of my posts for 4 years does not constitute fact. You're incredibly biased and your opinions are unfounded. So.. I'll be disregarding them. If you have an actual legit concern, you're welcome to contact me privately.

Caitlyn Lol all I did hunny was offer my opinion... Last time I checked you were doing the same. Pot calling the kettle black? Learn some humility sweetheart.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i just cant handle this type of stupid, i thought i could go about this civilly but fuck it I dont need to see negative shit before me everyday. I will do the pleasure of deleting myself you blind people are ugly on the inside, and when your older maby then will you finally remember my words, and fuck i feel like the lorax speaking for the trees

Joe Jiko Saw that coming. Don't let the digital door hit ya on the way out!

Taylor Nichole Hewitt dont worry ill make sure to lick it for good measure and take a shit while im at it =)\

Joe Jiko You know, they say stupid people think they're smarter than they really are.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt like u

Joe Jiko I never called you stupid.. and you're the one who said I was brilliant. Good job with the contradiction again ;)

Joe Jiko Now stop being a bully before you leave.. the irony is making me sick.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt one can be brilliant at skills but stupid at heart

Taylor Nichole Hewitt oooo u are soo lucky u live 3 hours away from me

Caitlyn Yea, lol, who is being conceited now? Wow. Anyways Joe.... How's your week been? Excited for the weekend?

Joe Jiko I'm neither.. and I have the IQ tests, awards, and grades to prove it. What do you have?

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i live near both of you thats wat i have

Joe Jiko SERIOUSLY. AND violent threats? You Taylor Nichole Hewitt are a moron. G'day.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt iv never said anything violent

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i know the law

Taylor Nichole Hewitt and iv copied your bullies for years now

Taylor Nichole Hewitt and i was guna do a report on it

Taylor Nichole Hewitt but thought id talk to you first but now im guna let my editor have there own fun

Joe Jiko That's amusing. Go for it :)

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i will, but all i will say is "outlaws"

[/conversation]


Summary: I'm a bully because I talk about fat people and grammar.. Erm, did you see any proof of me attacking anyone? Oh well, personal opinion is enough to throw him in the slammer!

My favorite parts are the asides :)

Taylor's profile can be found here --> [link]

If you've got something to add, feel free to leave a message after the beep......

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BEEEP!

Taylor Nichole Hewitt Vs. the Truth [Conversation]

Taylor Nichole Hewitt you might mean well but how you come off is kinda more of a attack and joke then anything else.Almost like a bully picking on a kid at school.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt you have your points, just be the bigger man when expressing your ideas.

Joe Jiko „Taylor try not to be so judgmental. I know exactly what I'm doing.

Christian Ariel Joe is like Hunter Moore but without nudes.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt yes I know you know, and that's why it saddens me, everyone finds joy from picking on people for there beliefs, may they be wrong or not, people are people.People have feelings.And watching the world around me I see nothing but people making excuses as to why they bully the other.They may be at fault as well.But you post enough things for me to read to see you attack people for grammar for how fat they are and for there beliefs. Then make a joke out of it all with a bunch of girls who wanna brown nose you backing you up. Its sad. They may start things with you or you start things with them.But in the end your being a bully whose antagonizing people, trying to make them break down then post there point of breaking down online for everyone to see.

Joe Jiko „Taylor it saddens me that you misunderstand so much..

Taylor Nichole Hewitt I just read. My best subject is comprehension. You have alot more in you then to fall to that level, your talented and you have skills. If someones bothering you or trying to bring out the worst in you delete them. Don't let it get to a point where then you are the bully then.

Joe Jiko „Taylor your comprehension skills have failed you here. I'm a lot more complex then you perceive me to be. Also, you've totally got my purpose wrong. I'm not in the habit of explaining myself.. so I'll let you figure it out on your own.. or not. Whatever.

Joe Jiko „Taylor as a side note, your condescension is kind of annoying.

Skylar „^ I was about to bring up her being condescending lol.

Joe Jiko Her first mistake was "everyone finds joy from picking on people for their beliefs"

Taylor Nichole Hewitt water under the bridge for me, you just don't like people having other views then you.Im pretty sure if I was fat you all would be attacking me now about that. Delete me if you want. And if anything I complimented you.Re read why don't you?

Joe Jiko „Taylor you don't know me at all.. :/ I LOVE people having other views than I do. I don't care if you're fat or not.. I've never "attacked" anyone for being fat and I wouldn't delete you unless you were babbling abusive nonsense at me or someone else. Pay attention next time.

Skylar Honestly, what is the point of trying to analyze how a person thinks or acts over Facebook? You don't seem sweet or caring, your comprehension and "complimenting" skills are atrocious. You were anything but complementing him, you are being condescending and arrogant. It's like saying "Oh, you look a lot better with your hair down". You're not particularly being direct with your insult, but it's there. And here you are going "but you post enough things for me to read.." who the hell gives a fuck about what you read? It's as though you're saying you're in a higher position in which you have been given the right to judge his views and actions, which you don't approve of. And that, is being condescending. So no, you're not complementing anyone.
Skylar Sheen And what exactly are you doing by commenting on this status and calling him a bully? you're indirectly doing the same thing he's doing, but you're trying to mask it by being the hero.

Joe Jiko „Skylar stop brown nosing ;)

Skylar oh yeah, brown nosing because I'm right :c

Joe Jiko „Skylar nah you're probably just saying that for my D ♥

Skylar oh yeah give it to me

Taylor Nichole Hewitt I read back not long ago about a girl you and your girl pow wow were making fun of and of your one friends phobia of fat. And I never said I was better I just said it was sad. please make sure you don't put words in peoples mouths its a rather nasty habit of a small minded people, I said joe has amazing skills and talents and is above these antics of a highschooler. You all should know beauty ages dies, but ignorance does not. I knew by giving my option I would be attacked for it, oh well. oh and joe? your over conceited-ness is rather annoying, if not extremely unattractive.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt Though I would still like to be friends with you Joe you do have a brilliant mind, I would just hope you would do some meditation on the word kindness. A heart doesn't need to be filled with pain hurt or hate.Kindness is the only way to peace, but it can be a lonely road though because of it.

Joe Jiko „Taylor I'm not opposed to the idea. However, we can't be friends until you stop assuming things about me that aren't true. Also, I don't care if you don't find me attractive.. I'm not trying to attract anyone ;)

Joe Jiko I ♥ Caitlyn even if she's lurkinnnn :P

Taylor Nichole Hewitt well I don't care if you find me annoying so I guess we are at draw here sir. and don't winky face me, you love the attention these girls throw at you, you are but a man in the end. And if you want me to stop assuming things then be the bigger man, prove me wrong. And next time you wanna laugh go watch a comedy or read one instead of laughing at someones mistakes. or go on 4chan that place was made for shits and giggles

Taylor Nichole Hewitt not to mention nudes

Taylor Nichole Hewitt lol

Joe Jiko Assumptions, sexist comments, and condescension. I'm done replying to you on this.

Skylar I really can't get over how condescending everything sounds. "you are but a man in the end".

Skylar though that's more sexism than being condescending, but I digress

Taylor Nichole Hewitt that was ment to be playful but it is the truth you seem to forget Iv spoken to you before with a friend on stickam, so I know very well

Taylor Nichole Hewitt you even had the d gray man lines on your face at the time

Caitlyn Taylor... You're being rude and making yourself look rather uneducated.... And yes Joe i'm lurkin.. Lol. I find your "over conceited-ness" extremely entertaining. And the people you attract that choose to argue with you... Also entertaining. If you're conceited because you're usually right and you know it, more power to you :)

Joe Jiko „Taylor as I said before, you don't know me at all.

Caitlyn Lol but i'm curious.... Where do you find these people??

Taylor Nichole Hewitt girls if you don't mind im having a convo with him not you last time i checked. and Joe thats why I said prove me wrong.

Joe Jiko „Taylor why would I prove you wrong? Whatever you think or say doesn't make it true.. so as the courts say "innocent until proven guilty" You can't prove what you say is true.. because it's not. & Caitlyn the Internetz lol. I guess they kind of accumulate over time.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt Well I am right considering you v had me on your shit for 4 years and all you and your friends nag about is stupid bitch this and fat bitch that and look at this retard you all sound like children grow up, behind all that photoshop you all look exactly like you act on the inside

Joe Jiko „Taylor LOL your perception of my posts for 4 years does not constitute fact. You're incredibly biased and your opinions are unfounded. So.. I'll be disregarding them. If you have an actual legit concern, you're welcome to contact me privately.

Caitlyn Lol all I did hunny was offer my opinion... Last time I checked you were doing the same. Pot calling the kettle black? Learn some humility sweetheart.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i just cant handle this type of stupid, i thought i could go about this civilly but fuck it I dont need to see negative shit before me everyday. I will do the pleasure of deleting myself you blind people are ugly on the inside, and when your older maby then will you finally remember my words, and fuck i feel like the lorax speaking for the trees

Joe Jiko Saw that coming. Don't let the digital door hit ya on the way out!

Taylor Nichole Hewitt dont worry ill make sure to lick it for good measure and take a shit while im at it =)\

Joe Jiko You know, they say stupid people think they're smarter than they really are.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt like u

Joe Jiko I never called you stupid.. and you're the one who said I was brilliant. Good job with the contradiction again ;)

Joe Jiko Now stop being a bully before you leave.. the irony is making me sick.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt one can be brilliant at skills but stupid at heart

Taylor Nichole Hewitt oooo u are soo lucky u live 3 hours away from me

Caitlyn Yea, lol, who is being conceited now? Wow. Anyways Joe.... How's your week been? Excited for the weekend?

Joe Jiko I'm neither.. and I have the IQ tests, awards, and grades to prove it. What do you have?

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i live near both of you thats wat i have

Joe Jiko SERIOUSLY. AND violent threats? You Taylor Nichole Hewitt are a moron. G'day.

Taylor Nichole Hewitt iv never said anything violent

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i know the law

Taylor Nichole Hewitt and iv copied your bullies for years now

Taylor Nichole Hewitt and i was guna do a report on it

Taylor Nichole Hewitt but thought id talk to you first but now im guna let my editor have there own fun

Joe Jiko That's amusing. Go for it :)

Taylor Nichole Hewitt i will, but all i will say is "outlaws"

[/conversation]


Summary: I'm a bully because I talk about fat people and grammar.. Erm, did you see any proof of me attacking anyone? Oh well, personal opinion is enough to throw him in the slammer!

My favorite parts are the asides :)

Taylor's profile can be found here --> [link]

If you've got something to add, feel free to leave a message after the beep......

......

BEEEP!

Would you like to be drawn as a Pokemon?


If you want to be made into a pokemon, please message me on my art page  Joe Jiko  (or leave a comment if you're on mobile) with the pokemon you'd like to be :)

No duplicates, so check the ones that have already been done! [click here  to view the  gallery]

As of right now (5/27 @ 11pm EST) I have a request for Vulpix, Ninetails, Jynx, Eevee, and  Flareon.

Before you complain about having to go to my facebook page to message me, these things take me 1-3 hours each to complete so shut up and do it! :3

I'm not doing any more today, but I'll be making more in my "free time" this month as I feel like it. I'll stop when I get to 25.

Here's the link again: http://facebook.com/joejikocom

Would you like to be drawn as a Pokemon?


If you want to be made into a pokemon, please message me on my art page  Joe Jiko  (or leave a comment if you're on mobile) with the pokemon you'd like to be :)

No duplicates, so check the ones that have already been done! [click here  to view the  gallery]

As of right now (5/27 @11pm EST) I have a request for Vulpix, Ninetails, Jynx, Eevee, and  Flareon.

Before you complain about having to go to my facebook page to message me, these things take me 1-3 hours so shut up and do it! :3

Here's the link again: http://facebook.com/joejikocom

Would you like to be drawn as a Pokemon?


If you want to be made into a pokemon, please message me on my art page  Joe Jiko  (or leave a comment if you're on mobile) with the pokemon you'd like to be :)

No duplicates, so check the ones that have already been done! [click here  to view the  gallery]

As of right now (5/27 @11pm EST) I have a request for Vulpix, Ninetails, Jynx, Eevee, and  Flareon.

Before you complain about having to go to my facebook page to message me, these things take me 1-3 hours so shut up and do it! :3

Here's the link again: http://facebook.com/joejikocom

Would you like to be drawn as a Pokemon?


If you want to be made into a pokemon, please message me on my art page  Joe Jiko  (or leave a comment if you're on mobile) with the pokemon you'd like to be :)

No duplicates, so check the ones that have already been done! [click here  to view the  gallery]

As of right now (5/27 @ 11pm EST) I have a request for Vulpix, Ninetails, Jynx, Eevee, and  Flareon.

Before you complain about having to go to my facebook page to message me, these things take me 1-3 hours to complete so shut up and do it! :3

Here's the link again: http://facebook.com/joejikocom

Facebook How To: Unfriending without unfriending

facebook allows 5000 friends which is really difficult to get on your own seeing as facebook limits the number of friend requests you can send and also "restricts" friending people you don't already know. this never made sense to me, what's the purpose of "social networking" if you're restricted in the way of networking?

what is "subscribe" and how does it work?

what is a "public" post and who can see it?

reasons why people "unfriend" others

 

Facebook How To: Unfriending without Unfriending

facebook allows 5000 friends which is really difficult to get on your own as facebook limits the number of friend requests you can send and also "restricts" friending people you don't already know. this policy never made sense to me. what's the purpose of "social networking" if you're restricted in the way of networking? my guess is they felt this would keep facebook more personal and prevent a myspace-like user abandonment catastrophe.

what is "subscribe" and how does it work?
By default, all of your "friends" are automatically subscribed to you. what does this mean? they see your posts in their news feed. the difference between a public subscription-or a subscription to someone you're not friends with- and a friend subscription is that your friends can see anything that you post to "friends only". Anyone on Twitter should already be familiar with this concept. Subscribing is like following and public posts are like public profiles. The major difference between Twitter and Facebook is that Facebook lets you choose which of

what is a "public" post and who can see it?
Everyone can see public posts! People who are subscribed to you will receive your posts in their news feed. If all your posts are public (like mine are) then people can effectively follow and interact with you without being your "friend".

reasons why people "unfriend" others


too many posts in your news feed
there are a few things you can do to fix this.
1) go to your close friend's profiles and hover over the word "friends". Then choose "close friend" from the drop down menu. Choosing the close friend option will prioritize the person's posts and activity. You can even receive a special notification whenever they do something-ensuring that you never miss out on anything your best friends do!
2) go to people you aren't close with and change thei

not seeing posts from more important people and feeling like you're losing out

the person posts things you don't want to see or read
adjust subscription to that person by category. you can choose to only subscribe to someone's posts and unsubscribe to their photos.
[photo of individual subscription setting]
worried about people seeing the more personal things you post  
facebook allows us to put people into different "groups". if you have people who are less "friends" and more "acquaintances", there's a group for that!
[photo of acquaintances group]

once you've put people in different groups, you can target those people or restrict them from seeing your posts by choosing a filter when you create a new post
[photo of "friends except acquaintances"]

the person has never talked to you
instead of unfriending people who have never talked to you, how about taking some initiative to start a conversation and seeing if they respond? facebook's news feed actually has a setting to only show posts from people you've "interacted with recently". This means that people who you you've rarely or never interacted with may never show up! there's an arrow on the news feed that will let you adjust this so show "most recent results". try interacting with new people and my guess is you'll be quite happy with the results!
[photo of news feed filter]

I have a "no deletion" policy when it comes to anything digital. However, if someone shows that they're not interested in me or my life, I'll adjust my settings so that facebook knows they aren't as important to me.

Facebook How To: Unfriending without Unfriending

facebook allows 5000 friends which is really difficult to get on your own as facebook limits the number of friend requests you can send and also "restricts" friending people you don't already know. this policy never made sense to me. what's the purpose of "social networking" if you're restricted in the way of networking? my guess is they felt this would keep facebook more personal and prevent a myspace-like user abandonment catastrophe.

what is "subscribe" and how does it work?
By default, all of your "friends" are automatically subscribed to you. what does this mean? they see your posts in their news feed. the difference between a public subscription-or a subscription to someone you're not friends with- and a friend subscription is that your friends can see anything that you post to "friends only". Anyone on Twitter should already be familiar with this concept. Subscribing is like following and public posts are like public profiles. The major difference between Twitter and Facebook is that Facebook lets you choose which of your posts are public or private.

what is a "public" post and who can see it?
Everyone can see public posts! People who are subscribed to you will receive your posts in their news feed. If all your posts are public (like mine are) then people can effectively follow and interact with you without being your "friend".

reasons why people "unfriend" others


too many posts in your news feed
there are a few things you can do to fix this.
1) go to your close friend's profiles and hover over the word "friends". Then choose "close friend" from the drop down menu. Choosing the close friend option will prioritize the person's posts and activity. You can even receive a special notification whenever they do something-ensuring that you never miss out on anything your best friends do!
2) go to people you aren't close with and change thei

not seeing posts from more important people and feeling like you're losing out

the person posts things you don't want to see or read
adjust subscription to that person by category. you can choose to only subscribe to someone's posts and unsubscribe to their photos.
[photo of individual subscription setting]
worried about people seeing the more personal things you post  
facebook allows us to put people into different "groups". if you have people who are less "friends" and more "acquaintances", there's a group for that!
[photo of acquaintances group]

once you've put people in different groups, you can target those people or restrict them from seeing your posts by choosing a filter when you create a new post
[photo of "friends except acquaintances"]

the person has never talked to you
instead of unfriending people who have never talked to you, how about taking some initiative to start a conversation and seeing if they respond? facebook's news feed actually has a setting to only show posts from people you've "interacted with recently". This means that people who you you've rarely or never interacted with may never show up! there's an arrow on the news feed that will let you adjust this so show "most recent results". try interacting with new people and my guess is you'll be quite happy with the results!
[photo of news feed filter]

I have a "no deletion" policy when it comes to anything digital. However, if someone shows that they're not interested in me or my life, I'll adjust my settings so that facebook knows they aren't as important to me.

Cool! Facebook adds comment editing. Here's how to do it:

1. Post your comment.
2. Notice you misspelled something
3. Hover over the right side of the comment box and a little icon will appear that says "edit or delete"

4. Edit your post
a. Some message pops up saying you can view the edit history. (There goes the possibility of editing your post to say something totally different to make the people after you look like morons)



b. Aaaand this is the what the edit history screen looks like.

Happy editing! :)

Cool! Facebook adds comment editing. Here's how to do it:

1. Post your comment.
2. Notice you misspelled something
3. Hover over the right side of the comment box and a little icon will appear that says "edit or delete"

4. Edit your post
a. Some message pops up saying you can view the edit history. (There goes the possibility of editing your post to say something totally different to make the people after you look like morons)



b. Aaaand this is the what the edit history screen looks like.

Happy editing! :)

100 truths (from 2009)

(went through my "notes" on facebook and deleted them. found this and thought it worth posting. Enjoy!)

The Rules:

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you.

At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.

You have to tag the person who tagged you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage: Arizona green tea

2. last phone call: Amanda

3. last text message: Violet Mooney

4. last song you listened to: Some disturbed song playing in the other room

5. last time you cried: can't remember the last time.. I think it was when I was 17. My dad kicked me out of the house and I didn't know where to go.

6. dated someone twice: Most people don't get a second chance, but I dated Alexa Consiglieri twice. Love that girl :]

8. kissed someone & regretted it: Ahaha, kisses ain't no thang

9. lost someone special: I've lost my dog.. like 8 times.

10. been depressed: Try not to.

11. been drunk and threw up: Oh yes, but not often.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. blue

13. green

14. red

THIS YEAR (2009) HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: several

16. Fallen out of love: what's love?

17. Laughed until you cried: I don't laugh much.

18. Met someone who changed you: Good luck with that one.

19. Found out who your true friends were: Every day.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: People always talk about me >_>

21. Been to a concert?: Nope, haven't been doing much of that.

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: Quite a few, actually. I know most of them, though.

24. Do you have any pets: Only Zeah.

25. Do you want to change your name: Already have.

26. What did you do for your last birthday: New York City with Amy Gaskins

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Drunk, trying to sleep & dreading work this morning.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My life to start.

30. Last time you saw your Mother: Couple of days ago

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I had a piece of paper that would make people take me seriously before I shoved my skills in their face.

32. What are you listening to right now: My brother playing Xbox

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Um, not recently.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: People who talk instead of doing.

35. Most visited webpage: www.spine-network.com or twitter.com

37. Nicknames: joe, joey, jiko

38. Relationship Status: I don't need a status to define my relationships.

39. Zodiac sign: Pisces

40. He or She?: Who?

41. Elementary School?: Frank Porter Graham

42. Middle School: Culbeth

43. High School/College: Stonebridge, Culpeper County, Discovery School of VA

44. Hair color: drk brown/blond

45. Long or short: long and short

46. Height: Idk, the bitch at the doctor didn't tell me when I asked. My ID says 5'7"

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: What a stupid word, but I suppose several people meet the criteria.

48: What do you like about yourself?: Eyes, lips, hair & My personality is strong.

49. Piercings: 3

50. Tattoos: 0

51. Righty or lefty: both but mostly righty.

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery: Had a bunch of metal put in to fix my broken hip/femur

53. First piercing: ears

54. First best friend: My cousin Nathan Blais

55. First sport you joined: Soccer with Rainbow Soccer

56. First vacation: Florida, probably

58. First pair of trainers: uhhh

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: popsicle

60. Drinking: green tea

61. I'm about to: Do artsy stuff or talk to random people

62. Listening to: Some shit on TV

63. Waiting for: The money to get a new engine for my car.

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?: Not my own, maybe I'll adopt.

65. Get Married?: Doubt it.

66. Career?: Business, Law or Accounting

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes?: They're both so nice. Eyes are more fun to look at. Lips are more fun to touch.

68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs are lame, kiss me!

69. Shorter or taller: Doesn't matter.

70. Older or Younger: Older, but not by too much.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous. The romantic shit gets old.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: No stomach please.

73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

74. Hook-up or relationship: Hook-up with the intent of a relationship.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker ;)

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: yes

77. Drank hard liquor: yes

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Don't need them.

79. Sex on first date: yes

80. Broken someone's heart: All the time

81. Had your own heart broken: I don't think so...

82. Been arrested: Not going to happen

83. Turned someone down: Twice a week

84. Cried when someone died: When I was really little, one of the girls on my street had her dad die of a heart attack. I went to the funeral and saw his dead body. I couldn't stop crying.

85. Fallen for a friend?: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Always

87. Miracles: Not miracles, but unlikely events.

88. Love at first sight: Love? Nah. But I'm sure the feeling of wanting to fuck someone happens instantly.

89. Heaven: Nope

90. Santa Claus: Never did.

91. Kiss on the first date: Usually at least once.

92. Angels: Zeah is an angel.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Had more than one bf/gf at a time?: Not officially.

95. Did you sing today?: Yes, I have a song by Bush stuck in my head.

96. Ever cheated on somebody?: I don't believe in cheating.

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why?: Never look back. There's no reason to change the past. I like who I am today.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: The first 4 months were Okay.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Afraid? Nope. Cautious.

100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Sure, why not. This is your fault Alice.

100 truths (from 2009)

The Rules:

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you.

At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.

You have to tag the person who tagged you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage: Arizona green tea

2. last phone call: Amanda

3. last text message: Violet Mooney

4. last song you listened to: Some disturbed song playing in the other room

5. last time you cried: can't remember the last time.. I think it was when I was 17. My dad kicked me out of the house and I didn't know where to go.

6. dated someone twice: Most people don't get a second chance, but I dated Alexa Consiglieri twice. Love that girl :]

8. kissed someone & regretted it: Ahaha, kisses ain't no thang

9. lost someone special: I've lost my dog.. like 8 times.

10. been depressed: Try not to.

11. been drunk and threw up: Oh yes, but not often.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. blue

13. green

14. red

THIS YEAR (2009) HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: several

16. Fallen out of love: what's love?

17. Laughed until you cried: I don't laugh much.

18. Met someone who changed you: Good luck with that one.

19. Found out who your true friends were: Every day.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: People always talk about me >_>

21. Been to a concert?: Nope, haven't been doing much of that.

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: Quite a few, actually. I know most of them, though.

24. Do you have any pets: Only Zeah.

25. Do you want to change your name: Already have.

26. What did you do for your last birthday: New York City with Amy Gaskins

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Drunk, trying to sleep & dreading work this morning.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My life to start.

30. Last time you saw your Mother: Couple of days ago

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I had a piece of paper that would make people take me seriously before I shoved my skills in their face.

32. What are you listening to right now: My brother playing Xbox

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Um, not recently.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: People who talk instead of doing.

35. Most visited webpage: www.spine-network.com or twitter.com

37. Nicknames: joe, joey, jiko

38. Relationship Status: I don't need a status to define my relationships.

39. Zodiac sign: Pisces

40. He or She?: Who?

41. Elementary School?: Frank Porter Graham

42. Middle School: Culbeth

43. High School/College: Stonebridge, Culpeper County, Discovery School of VA

44. Hair color: drk brown/blond

45. Long or short: long and short

46. Height: Idk, the bitch at the doctor didn't tell me when I asked. My ID says 5'7"

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: What a stupid word, but I suppose several people meet the criteria.

48: What do you like about yourself?: Eyes, lips, hair & My personality is strong.

49. Piercings: 3

50. Tattoos: 0

51. Righty or lefty: both but mostly righty.

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery: Had a bunch of metal put in to fix my broken hip/femur

53. First piercing: ears

54. First best friend: My cousin Nathan Blais

55. First sport you joined: Soccer with Rainbow Soccer

56. First vacation: Florida, probably

58. First pair of trainers: uhhh

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: popsicle

60. Drinking: green tea

61. I'm about to: Do artsy stuff or talk to random people

62. Listening to: Some shit on TV

63. Waiting for: The money to get a new engine for my car.

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?: Not my own, maybe I'll adopt.

65. Get Married?: Doubt it.

66. Career?: Business, Law or Accounting

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes?: They're both so nice. Eyes are more fun to look at. Lips are more fun to touch.

68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs are lame, kiss me!

69. Shorter or taller: Doesn't matter.

70. Older or Younger: Older, but not by too much.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous. The romantic shit gets old.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: No stomach please.

73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

74. Hook-up or relationship: Hook-up with the intent of a relationship.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker ;)

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: yes

77. Drank hard liquor: yes

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Don't need them.

79. Sex on first date: yes

80. Broken someone's heart: All the time

81. Had your own heart broken: I don't think so...

82. Been arrested: Not going to happen

83. Turned someone down: Twice a week

84. Cried when someone died: When I was really little, one of the girls on my street had her dad die of a heart attack. I went to the funeral and saw his dead body. I couldn't stop crying.

85. Fallen for a friend?: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Always

87. Miracles: Not miracles, but unlikely events.

88. Love at first sight: Love? Nah. But I'm sure the feeling of wanting to fuck someone happens instantly.

89. Heaven: Nope

90. Santa Claus: Never did.

91. Kiss on the first date: Usually at least once.

92. Angels: Zeah is an angel.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Had more than one bf/gf at a time?: Not officially.

95. Did you sing today?: Yes, I have a song by Bush stuck in my head.

96. Ever cheated on somebody?: I don't believe in cheating.

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why?: Never look back. There's no reason to change the past. I like who I am today.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: The first 4 months were Okay.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Afraid? Nope. Cautious.

100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Sure, why not. This is your fault Alice.

Facebook How To: Unfriending without Unfriending

facebook allows 5000 friends which is really difficult to get on your own as facebook limits the number of friend requests you can send and also "restricts" friending people you don't already know.

This policy never made sense to me.

What's the purpose of "social networking" if you're restricted in the way of networking? my guess is they felt this would keep facebook more personal and prevent a myspace-like user abandonment catastrophe.

What is "subscribe" and how does it work?

By default, all of your "friends" are automatically subscribed to you.

what does this mean?

they see your posts in their news feed. the difference between a public subscription-or a subscription to someone you're not friends with- and a friend subscription is that your friends can see anything that you post to "friends only". Anyone with a Twitter account should already be familiar with this concept. Subscribing is like following and public posts are like public profiles. The major difference between Twitter and Facebook subscriptions is that Facebook lets you choose which of your posts are public or private. (Google+ also does this with Circles)

what is a "public" post and who can see it?

Everyone can see public posts! People who are subscribed to you will receive your posts in their news feed. If all your posts are public (like mine are) then people can effectively follow and interact with you without being your "friend".

reasons why people "unfriend" others


Problem: too many posts in your news feed
there are a few things you can do to fix this.

Solution 1: prioritize your friends' posts with smart lists
-go to your close friend's profiles and hover over the word "friends"
-choose "close friend" from the drop down menu.

Choosing the close friend option will prioritize the person's posts and activity. You can even receive a special notification whenever they do something-ensuring that you never miss out on anything your best friends do!

Solution 2: go to people you aren't close with and set their group to "acquaintances"

Choosing "acquaintance" will do the opposite of the close friend group. It will reduce the priority and frequency of the person's posts and also give you the option to restrict more personal posts from being seen by this group.

Problem: not seeing posts from important people in your life and feeling like you're losing out
Solution: prioritize your friends' posts with smart lists
-go to your close friend's profiles and hover over the word "friends"
-choose "close friend" from the drop down menu.

Problem: the person posts things you don't want to see or read
Solution:  adjust subscription to that person by category.  

you can choose to only subscribe to someone's posts and unsubscribe to their photos.


Problem: worried about people seeing the more personal things you post
Solution: start putting your acquaintances in the acquaintance group  

facebook allows us to put people into different "groups". if you have people who are less "friends" and more "acquaintances", there's a group for that!



once you've put people in different groups, you can target those people or restrict them from seeing your posts by choosing a filter when you create a new post



Problem: the person has never talked to you
instead of unfriending people who have never talked to you, how about taking some initiative to start a conversation and seeing if they respond? facebook's news feed actually has a setting to only show posts from people you've "interacted with recently". This means that people who you you've rarely or never interacted with may never show up! there's an arrow on the news feed that will let you adjust this so show "most recent results". try interacting with new people and my guess is you'll be quite happy with the results!


I have a "no deletion" policy when it comes to anything digital. However, if someone shows that they're not interested in me or my life, I'll adjust my settings so that facebook knows they aren't as important to me. Pro tips ;)

I hope you've found something useful in this. If you have any questions or additional tips to share, leave a comment!

Cool! Facebook adds comment editing. Here's how to do it:

1. Post your comment.
2. Notice you misspelled something
3. Hover over the right side of the comment box and a little icon will appear that says "edit or delete"

4. Edit your post
a. Some message pops up saying you can view the edit history. (There goes the possibility of editing your post to say something totally different to make the people after you look like morons)



b. Aaaand this is the what the edit history screen looks like.

Happy editing! :)

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture.
Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

(look to the bottom of the image)

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.


My favorite part is  "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

Update: continued..


ohnnathan Burris You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....

 

What he doesn't realize..
This is now published. Which means when he goes to apply for a job.. anyone who googles his name will now see how he treats other people. Surprise asshole!

What do we take away from this?
People's words only have weight if you let them. Don't worry so much about what people say. You know yourself better than they do.

Don't worry, this case of online bullying was a failure ;)



transcript below

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.

Johnnathan Burris: You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.


Update: continued..


ohnnathan Burris You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....


What he doesn't realize..


This is now published. Which means when he goes to apply for a job.. anyone who googles his name will now see how he treats other people. Surprise asshole!

What do we take away from this?
People's words only have weight if you let them. Don't worry so much about what people say. You know yourself better than they do.

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture.
Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.


Update: continued..


ohnnathan Burris You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....

 

What he doesn't realize..
This is now published. Which means when he goes to apply for a job.. anyone who googles his name will now see how he treats other people. Surprise asshole!

What do we take away from this?
People's words only have weight if you let them. Don't worry so much about what people say. You know yourself better than they do.

Don't worry, this case of online bullying was a failure ;)

Facebook blocks victim of bullying for violating Statement of Rights and Responsibilities by being bullied

Facebook removed this post by johnnathan burris and marked me as "violating rights and responsibilities" Excuse me? I didn't violate a thing! This person is harassing/bullying ME. Idiots at facebook.

[caption id="attachment_1359" align="alignnone" width="480"] facebook blocks bullying victim for violating terms of service[/caption]

In other news, follow me on twitter @joejiko

and Google plus:  https://plus.google.com/110880509059057751100/posts

Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory."

Alyssa Woiak Hey what's up
Joe Jiko fighting sleep and sickness. you?
Alyssa Woiak Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?
Joe Jiko I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.
Alyssa Woiak Oh cool what part of florida
Joe Jiko tampa bay
Alyssa Woiak Oh that's cool your hott btw lol
Joe Jiko oh thanks
Alyssa Woiak Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive
Joe Jiko I'm ageless and of course I drive.
Alyssa Woiak No really how old r u ? I am 23
Joe Jiko No really, I don't have an age. >__>
Alyssa Woiak What year were u born
Joe JikoI wasn't born.
I woke up with no memory.
Alyssa WoiakU r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom
Joe Jiko Perhaps I did!
I could be an alien from space.
I always thought I was because I have no belly button.
Alyssa Woiak Wtf I don't believe u
Um I don't believe that either
Joe Jiko OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?
You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.
Alyssa Woiak Um u were born with a belly button lol
Joe Jiko I already told you, I wasn't born.
Alyssa Woiak yea u were I wi
Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born
Joe Jiko Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?
Alyssa Woiak Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me
Joe Jiko That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.
And if he did, I would sue both of you.
Alyssa Woiak Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name
Joe Jiko I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.
Alyssa Woiak um well they live out of state and u were born feb
21
Joe Jiko LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.
I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.
Alyssa Woiak um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it
Joe Jiko Silly girl.
Alyssa Woiak what sexy
i am gonna text u okj
Joe Jiko I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.
Alyssa Woiak u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet
Joe Jiko It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.
I only use my phone for business, actually.
Alyssa Woiak OH WELL
Joe Jiko I'm older than you
Alyssa Woiak oh i see well i want u 2 text me
how old r u
Joe Jiko 100
Alyssa Woiak no
i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me
so i wont be in it
Joe Jiko Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.
In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.
Alyssa Woiak um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops
Joe Jiko Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.
Alyssa Woiak i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought
Joe Jiko Awwh. Am I too complicated for you?
Alyssa Woiak no your not my type and i live out of state
Joe Jiko Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.
Alyssa Woiak um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick
Joe Jiko Excuse me?
Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?
Alyssa Woiak what
Joe Jiko or are you calling me a dick for not revealing my age to you?
Alyssa Woiak all the above
Joe Jiko Then you're the dick.
Alyssa Woiak um no i dont have one
Joe Jiko All evidence supports you being a dick.
You must have one. I bet it's enormous.
Alyssa Woiak um no i have a pussy
Joe Jiko So vulgar.
Alyssa Woiak wtf
[/conversation]

My favorite parts were:

  •  "Oh that's cool your hott btw lol" <-- incorrect use of "your"

  • "Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born" <-- wtf??

  • "I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh." after the "I don't do texting" part is an implied "with people who can't spell"


What was your favorite part?  Let me know in the comments :)

are you like this to everyone you talk to?

Jenna: :3
Joe: ;O
Jenna: how are you :D
Jenna: haha sorry. just wanted someone new to talk to.
Joe: your profile says there's a 98% chance of your account being fake
Jenna: how? o.O
Joe: wouldn't you like to know ;)
Jenna: o.o
Jenna: i have this account for people who still want to be friends but don't want to see all my lame posts on my other fb. i'm sorry if you think i'm fake..
Joe: odd
Joe: it doesn't matter to me either way
Joe: you're a real person even if there's a high chance you're pretending to look like someone else
Joe: also, facebook allows you to choose who sees your posts. you can just make a group of people and share to them only
Jenna: well then i suppsose ill go add you on my other account...
Jenna: i've tried that but that list of people that i hide posts from has gotten kind of long.
Joe: sketchyyy lol
Jenna: -.-
Jenna: well sorry for trying to be friendly. was going to say i think your art is great.
Joe: sorry why?
Jenna: just wanted to start a conversation with someone new. but yeah.
Joe: and you did...
Joe: is there a problem?
Jenna: .......
Jenna: you don't have to shoot me down.
Joe: shoot you down how?
Jenna: accusing me of being fake and calling me sketchy.
Joe: you might be assuming things in the wrong direction
Joe: if you're not fake then it shouldn't bother you
Joe: i didn't say you are. i said it's likely
Jenna: i'm only bothered that i'm trying to be nice and you are being rude.
Joe: please explain where i was rude
Jenna: are you like this to everyone you talk to?
Joe: yes

Jenna: :3
Joe: ;O
Jenna: how are you :D
Jenna: haha sorry. just wanted someone new to talk to.
Joe: your profile says there's a 98% chance of your account being fake
Jenna: how? o.O
Joe: wouldn't you like to know ;)
Jenna: o.o
Jenna: i have this account for people who still want to be friends but don't want to see all my lame posts on my other fb. i'm sorry if you think i'm fake..
Joe: odd
Joe: it doesn't matter to me either way
Joe: you're a real person even if there's a high chance you're pretending to look like someone else
Joe: also, facebook allows you to choose who sees your posts. you can just make a group of people and share to them only
Jenna: well then i suppsose ill go add you on my other account...
Jenna: i've tried that but that list of people that i hide posts from has gotten kind of long.
Joe: sketchyyy lol
Jenna: -.-
Jenna: well sorry for trying to be friendly. was going to say i think your art is great.
Joe: sorry why?
Jenna: just wanted to start a conversation with someone new. but yeah.
Joe: and you did...
Joe: is there a problem?
Jenna: .......
Jenna: you don't have to shoot me down.
Joe: shoot you down how?
Jenna: accusing me of being fake and calling me sketchy.
Joe: you might be assuming things in the wrong direction
Joe: if you're not fake then it shouldn't bother you
Jenna: https://www.facebook.com/jenna.morey < my main account. <1 attachment> http://www.facebook.com/messages/?action=read&tid=id.270241669681092
Joe: i didn't say you are. i said it's likely
Jenna: i'm only bothered that i'm trying to be nice and you are being rude.
Joe: please explain where i was rude
Jenna: are you like this to everyone you talk to?
Joe: yes

are you like this to everyone you talk to?

Jenna: :3
Joe: ;O
Jenna: how are you :D
Jenna: haha sorry. just wanted someone new to talk to.
Joe: your profile says there's a 98% chance of your account being fake
Jenna: how? o.O
Joe: wouldn't you like to know ;)
Jenna: o.o
Jenna: i have this account for people who still want to be friends but don't want to see all my lame posts on my other fb. i'm sorry if you think i'm fake..
Joe: odd
Joe: it doesn't matter to me either way
Joe: you're a real person even if there's a high chance you're pretending to look like someone else
Joe: also, facebook allows you to choose who sees your posts. you can just make a group of people and share to them only
Jenna: well then i suppsose ill go add you on my other account...
Jenna: i've tried that but that list of people that i hide posts from has gotten kind of long.
Joe: sketchyyy lol
Jenna: -.-
Jenna: well sorry for trying to be friendly. was going to say i think your art is great.
Joe: sorry why?
Jenna: just wanted to start a conversation with someone new. but yeah.
Joe: and you did...
Joe: is there a problem?
Jenna: .......
Jenna: you don't have to shoot me down.
Joe: shoot you down how?
Jenna: accusing me of being fake and calling me sketchy.
Joe: you might be assuming things in the wrong direction
Joe: if you're not fake then it shouldn't bother you
Jenna: https://www.facebook.com/jenna.morey < my main account. <1 attachment> http://www.facebook.com/messages/?action=read&tid=id.270241669681092
Joe: i didn't say you are. i said it's likely
Jenna: i'm only bothered that i'm trying to be nice and you are being rude.
Joe: please explain where i was rude
Jenna: are you like this to everyone you talk to?
Joe: yes

BSOTD: Hand-typed spam

Technical definition of spam:

An electronic message is “spam” if (A) the recipient’s personal identity and context are irrelevant because the message is equally applicable to many other potential recipients; AND (B) the recipient has not verifiably granted deliberate, explicit, and still-revocable permission for it to be sent.


With that in mind..

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="543"] Hand typed band spam[/caption]

Pretty simple folks. Ask for consent or it's spam.

Imagine the difference between pasting a message with a link and saying something like:
"My band is in a contest and I was hoping you'd be interested in checking us out.
Let me know if you're interested and I'll send you the link."

Not only does it feel better for the receiver, you'll actually get a much better response.

BSOTD: Hand-typed spam

Technical definition of spam:

An electronic message is “spam” if (A) the recipient’s personal identity and context are irrelevant because the message is equally applicable to many other potential recipients; AND (B) the recipient has not verifiably granted deliberate, explicit, and still-revocable permission for it to be sent.


With that in mind..

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="543"] Hand typed band spam[/caption]

BSOTD: Hand-typed spam

Technical definition of spam:

An electronic message is “spam” if (A) the recipient’s personal identity and context are irrelevant because the message is equally applicable to many other potential recipients; AND (B) the recipient has not verifiably granted deliberate, explicit, and still-revocable permission for it to be sent.


With that in mind..

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="543"] Hand typed band spam[/caption]

Facebook doesn't want you to make new friends

"Don't send friend requests to people you don't know"

define: know
1. be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information.

If you can send a friend request, you've already satisfied the requirements of knowing by being aware of that person.

As for the term "friend request", doesn't that imply that you're asking to be friends with someone? Not that you're already friends..

define: request
1. an act of asking politely or formally for something.

Facebook is stupid. :|

Yet another reason to move to Google+. Follow me if you've got it!

Facebook doesn't want you to make new friends

"Don't send friend requests to people you don't know"

define: know
1. be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information.

If you can send a friend request, you've already satisfied the requirements of knowing by being aware of that person.

As for the term "friend request", doesn't that imply that you're asking to be friends with someone? Not that you're already friends..

define: request
1. an act of asking politely or formally for something.

Facebook is stupid. :|

Yet another reason to move to Google+. Follow me if you've got it!