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Alyssa Woiak Hey what's up Joe Jiko fighting sleep and sickness. you? Alyssa Woiak Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from? Joe Jiko I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida. Alyssa Woiak Oh cool what part of florida Joe Jiko tampa bay Alyssa Woiak Oh that's cool your hott btw lol Joe Jiko oh thanks Alyssa Woiak Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive Joe Jiko I'm ageless and of course I drive. Alyssa Woiak No really how old r u ? I am 23 Joe Jiko No really, I don't have an age. >__> Alyssa Woiak What year were u born Joe Jiko I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory. Alyssa Woiak U r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom Joe Jiko Perhaps I did! I could be an alien from space. I always thought I was because I have no belly button. Alyssa Woiak Wtf I don't believe u Um I don't believe that either Joe Jiko OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it? You can pretend I'm 100 if you want. Alyssa Woiak Um u were born with a belly button lol Joe Jiko I already told you, I wasn't born. Alyssa Woiak yea u were I wi Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born Joe Jiko Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information? Alyssa Woiak Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me Joe Jiko That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you. And if he did, I would sue both of you. Alyssa Woiak Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name Joe Jiko I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers. Alyssa Woiak um well they live out of state and u were born feb 21 Joe Jiko LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook. I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday. Alyssa Woiak um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it Joe Jiko Silly girl. Alyssa Woiak what sexy i am gonna text u okj Joe Jiko I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh. Alyssa Woiak u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet Joe Jiko It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years. I only use my phone for business, actually. Alyssa Woiak OH WELL Joe Jiko I'm older than you Alyssa Woiak oh i see well i want u 2 text me how old r u Joe Jiko 100 Alyssa Woiak no i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me so i wont be in it Joe Jiko Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government. In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified. Alyssa Woiak um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops Joe Jiko Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information. Alyssa Woiak i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought Joe Jiko Awwh. Am I too complicated for you? Alyssa Woiak no your not my type and i live out of state Joe Jiko Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends. Alyssa Woiak um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick Joe Jiko Excuse me? Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy? Alyssa Woiak what Joe Jiko or are you calling me a dick for not revealing my age to you? Alyssa Woiak all the above Joe Jiko Then you're the dick. Alyssa Woiak um no i dont have one Joe Jiko All evidence supports you being a dick. You must have one. I bet it's enormous. Alyssa Woiak um no i have a pussy Joe Jiko So vulgar. Alyssa Woiak wtf [/conversation] My favorite parts were: "Oh that's cool your hott btw lol" "Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born" "I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh." after the "I don't do texting" part is an implied "with people who can't spell" What was your favorite part? Let me know in the comments :)

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Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory."

"flattered that you made a post about my bitching you out"