Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory."

Alyssa Woiak Hey what's up
Joe Jiko fighting sleep and sickness. you?
Alyssa Woiak Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?
Joe Jiko I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.
Alyssa Woiak Oh cool what part of florida
Joe Jiko tampa bay
Alyssa Woiak Oh that's cool your hott btw lol
Joe Jiko oh thanks
Alyssa Woiak Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive
Joe Jiko I'm ageless and of course I drive.
Alyssa Woiak No really how old r u ? I am 23
Joe Jiko No really, I don't have an age. >__>
Alyssa Woiak What year were u born
Joe JikoI wasn't born.
I woke up with no memory.
Alyssa WoiakU r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom
Joe Jiko Perhaps I did!
I could be an alien from space.
I always thought I was because I have no belly button.
Alyssa Woiak Wtf I don't believe u
Um I don't believe that either
Joe Jiko OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?
You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.
Alyssa Woiak Um u were born with a belly button lol
Joe Jiko I already told you, I wasn't born.
Alyssa Woiak yea u were I wi
Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born
Joe Jiko Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?
Alyssa Woiak Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me
Joe Jiko That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.
And if he did, I would sue both of you.
Alyssa Woiak Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name
Joe Jiko I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.
Alyssa Woiak um well they live out of state and u were born feb
21
Joe Jiko LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.
I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.
Alyssa Woiak um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it
Joe Jiko Silly girl.
Alyssa Woiak what sexy
i am gonna text u okj
Joe Jiko I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.
Alyssa Woiak u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet
Joe Jiko It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.
I only use my phone for business, actually.
Alyssa Woiak OH WELL
Joe Jiko I'm older than you
Alyssa Woiak oh i see well i want u 2 text me
how old r u
Joe Jiko 100
Alyssa Woiak no
i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me
so i wont be in it
Joe Jiko Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.
In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.
Alyssa Woiak um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops
Joe Jiko Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.
Alyssa Woiak i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought
Joe Jiko Awwh. Am I too complicated for you?
Alyssa Woiak no your not my type and i live out of state
Joe Jiko Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.
Alyssa Woiak um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick
Joe Jiko Excuse me?
Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?
Alyssa Woiak what
Joe Jiko or are you calling me a dick for not revealing my age to you?
Alyssa Woiak all the above
Joe Jiko Then you're the dick.
Alyssa Woiak um no i dont have one
Joe Jiko All evidence supports you being a dick.
You must have one. I bet it's enormous.
Alyssa Woiak um no i have a pussy
Joe Jiko So vulgar.
Alyssa Woiak wtf
[/conversation]

My favorite parts were:

  •  "Oh that's cool your hott btw lol" <-- incorrect use of "your"

  • "Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born" <-- wtf??

  • "I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh." after the "I don't do texting" part is an implied "with people who can't spell"


What was your favorite part?  Let me know in the comments :)

Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born.I woke up with no memory."




  • Alyssa Woiak


    31 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Hey what's up









  • Joe Jiko


    30 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • fighting sleep and sickness. you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    30 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?









  • Joe Jiko


    29 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    29 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh cool what part of florida









  • Joe Jiko


    28 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • tampa bay









  • Alyssa Woiak


    28 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh that's cool your hott btw lol









  • Joe Jiko


    27 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • oh thanks









  • Alyssa Woiak


    26 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive









  • Joe Jiko


    26 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm ageless and of course I drive.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • No really how old r u ? I am 23









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • No really, I don't have an age. >__>









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • What year were u born









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I wasn't born.





    • I woke up with no memory.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    23 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • U r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom









  • Joe Jiko


    23 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Perhaps I did!





    • I could be an alien from space.





    • I always thought I was because I have no belly button.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    22 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Wtf I don't believe u





    • Um I don't believe that either









  • Joe Jiko


    21 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?





    • You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    21 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um u were born with a belly button lol









  • Joe Jiko


    19 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I already told you, I wasn't born.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    19 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • yea u were I wi





    • Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born









  • Joe Jiko


    18 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    17 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me









  • Joe Jiko


    17 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.





    • And if he did, I would sue both of you.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    16 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name









  • Joe Jiko


    15 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    14 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well they live out of state and u were born feb





    • 21









  • Joe Jiko


    14 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.





    • I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    12 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it









  • Joe Jiko


    11 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Silly girl.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    11 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what sexy





    • i am gonna text u okj









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    10 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.





    • I only use my phone for business, actually.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • OH WELL









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm older than you









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • oh i see well i want u 2 text me





    • how old r u









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • 100









  • Alyssa Woiak


    8 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no





    • i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me





    • so i wont be in it









  • Joe Jiko


    7 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.





    • In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.











  • Alyssa Woiak


    6 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops









  • Joe Jiko


    5 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought









  • Joe Jiko


    4 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Awwh. Am I too complicated for oyu?





    • you*?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no your not my type and i live out of state









  • Joe Jiko


    3 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    3 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick









  • Joe Jiko


    2 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Excuse me?





    • Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    2 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • or are you calling me a dick for no revealing my age to you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • all the above









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Then you're the dick.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i dont have one









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • All evidence supports you being a dick.





    • You must have one. I bet it's enormous.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i have a pussy









  • Joe Jiko


    a few seconds ago

    Joe Jiko






    • So vulgar.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    a few seconds ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • wtf







Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory."




  • Alyssa Woiak


    31 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Hey what's up









  • Joe Jiko


    30 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • fighting sleep and sickness. you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    30 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?









  • Joe Jiko


    29 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    29 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh cool what part of florida









  • Joe Jiko


    28 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • tampa bay









  • Alyssa Woiak


    28 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh that's cool your hott btw lol









  • Joe Jiko


    27 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • oh thanks









  • Alyssa Woiak


    26 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive









  • Joe Jiko


    26 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm ageless and of course I drive.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • No really how old r u ? I am 23









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • No really, I don't have an age. >__>









  • Alyssa Woiak


    24 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • What year were u born









  • Joe Jiko


    24 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I wasn't born.





    • I woke up with no memory.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    23 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • U r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom









  • Joe Jiko


    23 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Perhaps I did!





    • I could be an alien from space.





    • I always thought I was because I have no belly button.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    22 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Wtf I don't believe u





    • Um I don't believe that either









  • Joe Jiko


    21 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?





    • You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    21 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um u were born with a belly button lol









  • Joe Jiko


    19 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I already told you, I wasn't born.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    19 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • yea u were I wi





    • Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born









  • Joe Jiko


    18 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    17 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me









  • Joe Jiko


    17 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.





    • And if he did, I would sue both of you.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    16 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name









  • Joe Jiko


    15 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    14 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well they live out of state and u were born feb





    • 21









  • Joe Jiko


    14 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.





    • I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    12 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it









  • Joe Jiko


    11 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Silly girl.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    11 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what sexy





    • i am gonna text u okj









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    10 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet









  • Joe Jiko


    10 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.





    • I only use my phone for business, actually.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • OH WELL









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • I'm older than you









  • Alyssa Woiak


    9 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • oh i see well i want u 2 text me





    • how old r u









  • Joe Jiko


    9 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • 100









  • Alyssa Woiak


    8 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no





    • i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me





    • so i wont be in it









  • Joe Jiko


    7 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.





    • In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.











  • Alyssa Woiak


    6 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops









  • Joe Jiko


    5 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought









  • Joe Jiko


    4 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Awwh. Am I too complicated for oyu?





    • you*?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    4 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • no your not my type and i live out of state









  • Joe Jiko


    3 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    3 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick









  • Joe Jiko


    2 minutes ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Excuse me?





    • Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    2 minutes ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • what









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • or are you calling me a dick for no revealing my age to you?









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • all the above









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • Then you're the dick.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i dont have one









  • Joe Jiko


    about a minute ago

    Joe Jiko






    • All evidence supports you being a dick.





    • You must have one. I bet it's enormous.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    about a minute ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • um no i have a pussy









  • Joe Jiko


    a few seconds ago

    Joe Jiko






    • So vulgar.









  • Alyssa Woiak


    a few seconds ago

    Alyssa Woiak






    • wtf







Creeper chat on facebook "I wasn't born. I woke up with no memory."

Alyssa Woiak Hey what's up
Joe Jiko fighting sleep and sickness. you?
Alyssa Woiak Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?
Joe Jiko I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.
Alyssa Woiak Oh cool what part of florida
Joe Jiko tampa bay
Alyssa Woiak Oh that's cool your hott btw lol
Joe Jiko oh thanks
Alyssa Woiak Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive
Joe Jiko I'm ageless and of course I drive.
Alyssa Woiak No really how old r u ? I am 23
Joe Jiko No really, I don't have an age. >__>
Alyssa Woiak What year were u born
Joe JikoI wasn't born.
I woke up with no memory.
Alyssa WoiakU r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom
Joe Jiko Perhaps I did!
I could be an alien from space.
I always thought I was because I have no belly button.
Alyssa Woiak Wtf I don't believe u
Um I don't believe that either
Joe Jiko OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?
You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.
Alyssa Woiak Um u were born with a belly button lol
Joe Jiko I already told you, I wasn't born.
Alyssa Woiak yea u were I wi
Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born
Joe Jiko Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?
Alyssa Woiak Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me
Joe Jiko That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.
And if he did, I would sue both of you.
Alyssa Woiak Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name
Joe Jiko I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.
Alyssa Woiak um well they live out of state and u were born feb
21
Joe Jiko LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.
I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.
Alyssa Woiak um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it
Joe Jiko Silly girl.
Alyssa Woiak what sexy
i am gonna text u okj
Joe Jiko I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.
Alyssa Woiak u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet
Joe Jiko It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.
I only use my phone for business, actually.
Alyssa Woiak OH WELL
Joe Jiko I'm older than you
Alyssa Woiak oh i see well i want u 2 text me
how old r u
Joe Jiko 100
Alyssa Woiak no
i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me
so i wont be in it
Joe Jiko Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.
In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.
Alyssa Woiak um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops
Joe Jiko Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.
Alyssa Woiak i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought
Joe Jiko Awwh. Am I too complicated for you?
Alyssa Woiak no your not my type and i live out of state
Joe Jiko Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.
Alyssa Woiak um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick
Joe Jiko Excuse me?
Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?
Alyssa Woiak what
Joe Jiko or are you calling me a dick for not revealing my age to you?
Alyssa Woiak all the above
Joe Jiko Then you're the dick.
Alyssa Woiak um no i dont have one
Joe Jiko All evidence supports you being a dick.
You must have one. I bet it's enormous.
Alyssa Woiak um no i have a pussy
Joe Jiko So vulgar.
Alyssa Woiak wtf
[/conversation]

My favorite parts were:

  •  "Oh that's cool your hott btw lol" <-- incorrect use of "your"

  • "Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born" <-- wtf??

  • "I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh." after the "I don't do texting" part is an implied "with people who can't spell"


What was your favorite part?  Let me know in the comments :)