Retard of the day #2 5/24 - Summer Rae Stephens


"You shouldn't fuck with peoples' morals" - Summer Rae Stephens

Somebody please explain to me where I'm "fucking with peoples' morals" here? What does explaining that everything has sex have to do with challenging his beliefs?

And so what if I "fuck with people's morals"?

Challenging people in their beliefs serves to either:
1) help people understand each other better and 2) help a person understand their beliefs better.

If you can't stand up for what you believe in, you probably don't believe it very strongly anyway.

Note: Facebook deleted this post because she's obviously a pussy and reported it. Sadly, the entire discussion was lost. Oh well. I believe in freedom of speech, so feel free to start a new one in a space that I control :)

Retard of the day #2 5/24 - Summer Rae Stephens


"You shouldn't fuck with peoples' morals" - Summer Rae Stephens

Somebody please explain to me where I'm "fucking with peoples' morals" here? What does explaining that everything has sex have to do with challenging his beliefs?

And so what if I "fuck with people's morals"?

Challenging people in their beliefs serves to either:
1) help people understand each other better and 2) help a person understand their beliefs better.

If you can't stand up for what you believe in, you probably don't believe it very strongly anyway.

Note: Facebook deleted this post because she's obviously a pussy and reported it. Sadly, the entire discussion was lost. Oh well. I believe in freedom of speech, so feel free to start a new one in a space that I control :)

"Sex is between a husband and wife" Retard Of The Day 5/24

Taken from the discussion on Facebook as of 5/25 at 10am  [link]

Kayla
Can we say Idiot? c:

Joe Jiko I should've said "sex is between all organic creatures" but the concept still applies.

Kelsey Im technically a Christian and I am absolutely embarrassed by his comment ><

Kayla Agreed, Some people just don't have any commn sense, Mr.Mike here is a prime example. That's all in a book, no common sense or knowledge of his own was applied here. lol

Wesley Bad ass over here.

Melissa You know, we all should feel sad for Mikey. Clearly he grew up in an atmosphere that was so opressive that this is what he truly believes. It's horrifying, really.

Joe Jiko I'm just irritated that people continue to associate something as physical as sex to something as far from physical as possible (love)

Timothy in the end, we're all animals

Joe Jiko I would say "in the beginning"

Timothy beginning---->end

Summer Rae Stephens Or he's faithful to his fucking religion?

* note: several of her posts were removed. *

Joe Jiko If you can't keep your opinion from being abusive, don't post it.

Melissa Being faithful to your religion and preaching a definition of what 'sex is' on the internet are two different things. In my own humble opinion, faith should be very personal and private; true faith anyway.

Joe Jiko I blocked her from posting. She's just being unnecessarily offensive and adding nothing to the topic :)

Chris um i am a christian but all i know is that when i go buy a car i want to test drive it before i buy it casue i dont want to be stuck with payments on a car i dont like not dont get me wrong i am not saying girls are cars but its the only thing i could think of!!!lol

Timothy you dont need to have religion to be faithful

Joe Jiko Lol or we can just have sex because it's fun and recreational.. like soccer!

Living I like how religious people always focus on female sexuality. Even with good intentions, it only serves to further surpress female sexuality and the gender as a whole.

Joe Jiko„ Living this was actually taken from a post about teen pregnancy.

Melissa I was re-reading Mikeys post, he said "and I thank GOD that she didn't get pregnant' I have two issues with this: 1. Were they not using protection, he has slept with at least two girls (so he implied) 2. What about the miracle of life? He being a man of faith? his statement almost seems to contradict his religious feelings, imo.

Chris we all have choice do what you want. my religion is about me and my god if you dont want to believe in it then that your choice who am i to tell you your wrong we should all do what make us happy, have fun in life its how we learn, grow,an find out the truth about life. but some religions says we have choice but they make it seem like we dont cause we are wrong if we dont follow them. we only live once why not make the best of it!!!

Joe Jiko It's always a contradiction and condescension with people like this. "I'm better than you because I do this and you do that"

Melissa which is funny that he is preaching when allegedly he has commited the same 'sin' he just feels guilt for doing what he wanted to do in the first place. I am not saying he didn't have good intentions with the females he was with or not, only that its absurd for him to feel that if a single female were to get pregnant that they need to repent... does he also repent? why heck does anyone need to feel sorry... if you have an accidental baby, you're likely going to have a challenging road ahead... as well as a blessing... after all, you did create a life.

Joe Jiko Well said Melissa :) Tolerance is a beautiful thing.

Wesley starburst,

Joe Jiko https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150829022436951&set=a.140314486950.121343.513086950&type=1

Shelby I don't think he meant anything bad by it.

Joe Jiko They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions

Wesley but not screen capturing another persons opinions to be ridiculed. that's a one way trip to heaven.

Melissa I don't think he did either, but i also don't think he truly grasps what he is saying, or how it could come off.

Joe Jiko „Wesley actually, as long as one believes in god.. it doesn't matter what acts they perform in life. So I hear.

Wesley isn't it all just what we hear? he's right and so are you. you don't need to believe in god to justify being a good person and living your life as full as you and no one else deems fit.

Joe Jiko I never said I disagreed.

Wesley regardless, im friends with god on facebook and i think he just screen captured us. so i think we all just became idiots of the day.

Wesley Retards* mb

Joe Jiko Ahahaha :)

Melissa I think it's important to expand your moral sphere. It really takes an intellectual person to question everything you've been taught or brainwashed into believing. I wish more people would believe in being broad minded with clear eyes and full hearts. I pray that this conservative and judging mentality changes, that sex is between one man and one woman... as far as marriage, people have the right to vote against mine which is extremely disheartening, but something I try my best to not focus on. On a deeper level, his post is extremely offensive even if he didn't mean it to be. I feel bad for him, and others that are similar to him because I feel that they are trapped by their so-called faith. I also find it interesting how everyone claims to know that GOD's intentions are/were.

Living „^this girl is fucking awesome
15 hours ago

Alicia Using retard as an insult is abusive and ignorant. Remember that next time you want to criticize someone.

Joe Jiko „Alicia it's an attention grabber. Don't take it personally :)

Joe Jiko Remember, the word means "slow"

Melissa ^ that is a fair statement. There is person I work with that always says... this is retarded, or that she herself is retarded. sometimes i count how many times a day she says it. One day, she said it 30 times... we have 9 hour work days with an hour for lunch... so including lunch time, that is 3.33 times an HOUR! It is actually offensive, my girlfriend actually brought it to my attention about 2 years ago... and i try my best to never say it. But until someone brought to my attention, i never thought about it that way.

Aaron Alright we ALL know this kid is lying... hes either still a virgin or choking on the dick every night

Joe Jiko It's only offensive if you choose to let it be. Words have multiple meanings. For example, "saw". is it a table "saw" or was it something you "saw"? In that sense, the word "retard" now has two meanings.

</conversation>

Feel free to add your $0.02

"Sex is between a husband and wife" Retard Of The Day 5/24

Taken from the discussion on Facebook as of  [link]

Kayla
Can we say Idiot? c:

Joe Jiko I should've said "sex is between all organic creatures" but the concept still applies.

Kelsey Im technically a Christian and I am absolutely embarrassed by his comment ><

Kayla Agreed, Some people just don't have any commn sense, Mr.Mike here is a prime example. That's all in a book, no common sense or knowledge of his own was applied here. lol

Wesley Bad ass over here.

Melissa You know, we all should feel sad for Mikey. Clearly he grew up in an atmosphere that was so opressive that this is what he truly believes. It's horrifying, really.

Joe Jiko I'm just irritated that people continue to associate something as physical as sex to something as far from physical as possible (love)

Timothy in the end, we're all animals

Joe Jiko I would say "in the beginning"

Timothy beginning---->end

Summer Rae Stephens Or he's faithful to his fucking religion?

* note: several of her posts were removed. *

Joe Jiko If you can't keep your opinion from being abusive, don't post it.

Melissa Being faithful to your religion and preaching a definition of what 'sex is' on the internet are two different things. In my own humble opinion, faith should be very personal and private; true faith anyway.

Joe Jiko I blocked her from posting. She's just being unnecessarily offensive and adding nothing to the topic :)

Chris um i am a christian but all i know is that when i go buy a car i want to test drive it before i buy it casue i dont want to be stuck with payments on a car i dont like not dont get me wrong i am not saying girls are cars but its the only thing i could think of!!!lol

Timothy you dont need to have religion to be faithful

Joe Jiko Lol or we can just have sex because it's fun and recreational.. like soccer!

Living I like how religious people always focus on female sexuality. Even with good intentions, it only serves to further surpress female sexuality and the gender as a whole.

Joe Jiko„ Living this was actually taken from a post about teen pregnancy.

Melissa I was re-reading Mikeys post, he said "and I thank GOD that she didn't get pregnant' I have two issues with this: 1. Were they not using protection, he has slept with at least two girls (so he implied) 2. What about the miracle of life? He being a man of faith? his statement almost seems to contradict his religious feelings, imo.

Chris we all have choice do what you want. my religion is about me and my god if you dont want to believe in it then that your choice who am i to tell you your wrong we should all do what make us happy, have fun in life its how we learn, grow,an find out the truth about life. but some religions says we have choice but they make it seem like we dont cause we are wrong if we dont follow them. we only live once why not make the best of it!!!

Joe Jiko It's always a contradiction and condescension with people like this. "I'm better than you because I do this and you do that"

Melissa which is funny that he is preaching when allegedly he has commited the same 'sin' he just feels guilt for doing what he wanted to do in the first place. I am not saying he didn't have good intentions with the females he was with or not, only that its absurd for him to feel that if a single female were to get pregnant that they need to repent... does he also repent? why heck does anyone need to feel sorry... if you have an accidental baby, you're likely going to have a challenging road ahead... as well as a blessing... after all, you did create a life.

Joe Jiko Well said Melissa :) Tolerance is a beautiful thing.

Wesley starburst,

Joe Jiko https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150829022436951&set=a.140314486950.121343.513086950&type=1

Shelby I don't think he meant anything bad by it.

Joe Jiko They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions

Wesley but not screen capturing another persons opinions to be ridiculed. that's a one way trip to heaven.

Melissa I don't think he did either, but i also don't think he truly grasps what he is saying, or how it could come off.

Joe Jiko „Wesley actually, as long as one believes in god.. it doesn't matter what acts they perform in life. So I hear.

Wesley isn't it all just what we hear? he's right and so are you. you don't need to believe in god to justify being a good person and living your life as full as you and no one else deems fit.

Joe Jiko I never said I disagreed.

Wesley regardless, im friends with god on facebook and i think he just screen captured us. so i think we all just became idiots of the day.

Wesley Retards* mb

Joe Jiko Ahahaha :)

Melissa I think it's important to expand your moral sphere. It really takes an intellectual person to question everything you've been taught or brainwashed into believing. I wish more people would believe in being broad minded with clear eyes and full hearts. I pray that this conservative and judging mentality changes, that sex is between one man and one woman... as far as marriage, people have the right to vote against mine which is extremely disheartening, but something I try my best to not focus on. On a deeper level, his post is extremely offensive even if he didn't mean it to be. I feel bad for him, and others that are similar to him because I feel that they are trapped by their so-called faith. I also find it interesting how everyone claims to know that GOD's intentions are/were.

Living „^this girl is fucking awesome
15 hours ago

Alicia Using retard as an insult is abusive and ignorant. Remember that next time you want to criticize someone.

Joe Jiko „Alicia it's an attention grabber. Don't take it personally :)

Joe Jiko Remember, the word means "slow"

Melissa ^ that is a fair statement. There is person I work with that always says... this is retarded, or that she herself is retarded. sometimes i count how many times a day she says it. One day, she said it 30 times... we have 9 hour work days with an hour for lunch... so including lunch time, that is 3.33 times an HOUR! It is actually offensive, my girlfriend actually brought it to my attention about 2 years ago... and i try my best to never say it. But until someone brought to my attention, i never thought about it that way.

Aaron Alright we ALL know this kid is lying... hes either still a virgin or choking on the dick every night

Joe Jiko It's only offensive if you choose to let it be. Words have multiple meanings. For example, "saw". is it a table "saw" or was it something you "saw"? In that sense, the word "retard" now has two meanings.

"Sex is between a husband and wife" Retard Of The Day 5/24

Taken from the discussion on Facebook as of 5/25 at 10am  [link]

Kayla
Can we say Idiot? c:

Joe Jiko I should've said "sex is between all organic creatures" but the concept still applies.

Kelsey Im technically a Christian and I am absolutely embarrassed by his comment ><

Kayla Agreed, Some people just don't have any commn sense, Mr.Mike here is a prime example. That's all in a book, no common sense or knowledge of his own was applied here. lol

Wesley Bad ass over here.

Melissa You know, we all should feel sad for Mikey. Clearly he grew up in an atmosphere that was so opressive that this is what he truly believes. It's horrifying, really.

Joe Jiko I'm just irritated that people continue to associate something as physical as sex to something as far from physical as possible (love)

Timothy in the end, we're all animals

Joe Jiko I would say "in the beginning"

Timothy beginning---->end

Summer Rae Stephens Or he's faithful to his fucking religion?

* note: several of her posts were removed. *

Joe Jiko If you can't keep your opinion from being abusive, don't post it.

Melissa Being faithful to your religion and preaching a definition of what 'sex is' on the internet are two different things. In my own humble opinion, faith should be very personal and private; true faith anyway.

Joe Jiko I blocked her from posting. She's just being unnecessarily offensive and adding nothing to the topic :)

Chris um i am a christian but all i know is that when i go buy a car i want to test drive it before i buy it casue i dont want to be stuck with payments on a car i dont like not dont get me wrong i am not saying girls are cars but its the only thing i could think of!!!lol

Timothy you dont need to have religion to be faithful

Joe Jiko Lol or we can just have sex because it's fun and recreational.. like soccer!

Living I like how religious people always focus on female sexuality. Even with good intentions, it only serves to further surpress female sexuality and the gender as a whole.

Joe Jiko„ Living this was actually taken from a post about teen pregnancy.

Melissa I was re-reading Mikeys post, he said "and I thank GOD that she didn't get pregnant' I have two issues with this: 1. Were they not using protection, he has slept with at least two girls (so he implied) 2. What about the miracle of life? He being a man of faith? his statement almost seems to contradict his religious feelings, imo.

Chris we all have choice do what you want. my religion is about me and my god if you dont want to believe in it then that your choice who am i to tell you your wrong we should all do what make us happy, have fun in life its how we learn, grow,an find out the truth about life. but some religions says we have choice but they make it seem like we dont cause we are wrong if we dont follow them. we only live once why not make the best of it!!!

Joe Jiko It's always a contradiction and condescension with people like this. "I'm better than you because I do this and you do that"

Melissa which is funny that he is preaching when allegedly he has commited the same 'sin' he just feels guilt for doing what he wanted to do in the first place. I am not saying he didn't have good intentions with the females he was with or not, only that its absurd for him to feel that if a single female were to get pregnant that they need to repent... does he also repent? why heck does anyone need to feel sorry... if you have an accidental baby, you're likely going to have a challenging road ahead... as well as a blessing... after all, you did create a life.

Joe Jiko Well said Melissa :) Tolerance is a beautiful thing.

Wesley starburst,

Joe Jiko https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150829022436951&set=a.140314486950.121343.513086950&type=1

Shelby I don't think he meant anything bad by it.

Joe Jiko They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions

Wesley but not screen capturing another persons opinions to be ridiculed. that's a one way trip to heaven.

Melissa I don't think he did either, but i also don't think he truly grasps what he is saying, or how it could come off.

Joe Jiko „Wesley actually, as long as one believes in god.. it doesn't matter what acts they perform in life. So I hear.

Wesley isn't it all just what we hear? he's right and so are you. you don't need to believe in god to justify being a good person and living your life as full as you and no one else deems fit.

Joe Jiko I never said I disagreed.

Wesley regardless, im friends with god on facebook and i think he just screen captured us. so i think we all just became idiots of the day.

Wesley Retards* mb

Joe Jiko Ahahaha :)

Melissa I think it's important to expand your moral sphere. It really takes an intellectual person to question everything you've been taught or brainwashed into believing. I wish more people would believe in being broad minded with clear eyes and full hearts. I pray that this conservative and judging mentality changes, that sex is between one man and one woman... as far as marriage, people have the right to vote against mine which is extremely disheartening, but something I try my best to not focus on. On a deeper level, his post is extremely offensive even if he didn't mean it to be. I feel bad for him, and others that are similar to him because I feel that they are trapped by their so-called faith. I also find it interesting how everyone claims to know that GOD's intentions are/were.

Living „^this girl is fucking awesome
15 hours ago

Alicia Using retard as an insult is abusive and ignorant. Remember that next time you want to criticize someone.

Joe Jiko „Alicia it's an attention grabber. Don't take it personally :)

Joe Jiko Remember, the word means "slow"

Melissa ^ that is a fair statement. There is person I work with that always says... this is retarded, or that she herself is retarded. sometimes i count how many times a day she says it. One day, she said it 30 times... we have 9 hour work days with an hour for lunch... so including lunch time, that is 3.33 times an HOUR! It is actually offensive, my girlfriend actually brought it to my attention about 2 years ago... and i try my best to never say it. But until someone brought to my attention, i never thought about it that way.

Aaron Alright we ALL know this kid is lying... hes either still a virgin or choking on the dick every night

Joe Jiko It's only offensive if you choose to let it be. Words have multiple meanings. For example, "saw". is it a table "saw" or was it something you "saw"? In that sense, the word "retard" now has two meanings.

</conversation>

Feel free to add your $0.02

Try thinking of ways to fix your problems.. then act on them instead of bitching.

It's been awhile since the last Retard Of The Day and I felt the need to share this conversation I had on Twitter.



She obviously didn't see the solution I was offering or the concept I was suggesting.

You will always be confronted with problems in life that don't have an obvious solution. You can either complain about it (which does nothing to solve your issue) or you can seek out a fix.

There's always an excuse.

In this case, the person was too short sighted to realize that the gas prices weren't her problem. That may appear to be the case on the surface, but if you break it down, there are several pieces to consider.

Gas prices would only bother you if you're using gas.

So, you can:
1) stop using gasoline
2) reduce the amount of gasoline you use
3) do nothing

Each approach has it's own set of options and solutions.
Ride a bike. Take the bus. Car pool.

So what if they raise gas prices? We're the ones who continue to choose to be consumers of gasoline.

Her final reaction was to block me. Not an uncommon reaction. Some days I think that I'll never understand people.

Why would you block a person who went out of their way to engage you in a positive way? Even if she disagrees with me (obviously she did) what harm does it do?

Should we simply block all who oppose us?

Leave your comments below ;)

ROTD - Try thinking of ways to fix your problems.. then act on them instead of bitching.

It's been awhile since the last Retard Of The Day and I felt the need to share this conversation I had on Twitter.



She obviously didn't see the solution I was offering or the concept I was suggesting.

You will always be confronted with problems in life that don't have an obvious solution. You can either complain about it (which does nothing to solve your issue) or you can seek out a fix.

There's always an excuse.

In this case, the person was too short sighted to realize that the gas prices weren't her problem. That may appear to be the case on the surface, but if you break it down, there are several pieces to consider.

Gas prices would only bother you if you're using gas.

So, you can:
1) stop using gasoline
2) reduce the amount of gasoline you use
3) do nothing

Each approach has it's own set of options and solutions.
Ride a bike. Take the bus. Car pool.

So what if they raise gas prices? We're the ones who continue to choose to be consumers of gasoline.

Her final reaction was to block me. Not an uncommon reaction. Some days I think that I'll never understand people.

Why would you block a person who went out of their way to engage you in a positive way? Even if she disagrees with me (obviously she did) what harm does it do? Should we simply block all who oppose us?

Leave your comments below ;)

ROTD - Try thinking of ways to fix your problems.. then act on them instead of bitching.

It's been awhile since the last Retard Of The Day and I felt the need to share this conversation I had on Twitter.



She obviously didn't see the solution I was offering or the concept I was suggesting.

You will always be confronted with problems in life that don't have an obvious solution. You can either complain about it (which does nothing to solve your issue) or you can seek out a fix.

There's always an excuse.

In this case, the person was too short sighted to realize that the gas prices weren't her problem. That may appear to be the case on the surface, but if you break it down, there are several pieces to consider.

Gas prices would only bother you if you're using gas.

So, you can:
1) stop using gasoline
2) reduce the amount of gasoline you use
3) do nothing

Each approach has it's own set of options and solutions.
Ride a bike. Take the bus. Car pool.

So what if they raise gas prices? We're the ones who continue to choose to be consumers of gasoline.

Her final reaction was to block me. Not an uncommon reaction. Some days I think that I'll never understand people.

Why would you block a person who went out of their way to engage you in a positive way? Even if she disagrees with me (obviously she did) what harm does it do?

Should we simply block all who oppose us?

Leave your comments below ;)

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture.
Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

(look to the bottom of the image)

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.


My favorite part is  "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

Update: continued..


ohnnathan Burris You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....

 

What he doesn't realize..
This is now published. Which means when he goes to apply for a job.. anyone who googles his name will now see how he treats other people. Surprise asshole!

What do we take away from this?
People's words only have weight if you let them. Don't worry so much about what people say. You know yourself better than they do.

Don't worry, this case of online bullying was a failure ;)



transcript below

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.

Johnnathan Burris: You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture. Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.


Update: continued..


ohnnathan Burris You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....


What he doesn't realize..


This is now published. Which means when he goes to apply for a job.. anyone who googles his name will now see how he treats other people. Surprise asshole!

What do we take away from this?
People's words only have weight if you let them. Don't worry so much about what people say. You know yourself better than they do.

ROTD: Johnnathan Burris representing retard culture

Welcome to retard culture.
Where cell phone photos are "glamor shots", being gay is a look, "superficially" is the largest word they know, and the your/you're phenomenon is still widely theorized.

My favorite part is "don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you"

jonnathan burris: superficially? coming from a superficial faggot that's pretty weak. who the fuck take glamor shots of themselves? that shit is for girls. if i where you joe i would get the surgery to get whats left of you're dick taken off because you obviously want to be female. also, don't talk of superficial people because i can tell from looking at you, you are as superficial as they get,...or gay....or both. now go cry fag boy because no one wants you and you look like a faggot bitch..and next time try not to spend hours Photoshopping you're pics....if your a ugly bitch, your a ugly bitch, deal with it fag.


Update: continued..


ohnnathan Burris You are still a faggot. I guess you where too butt hurt to reply back like a man, instead, you resorted to facebook games because you have no life or real friends. I can spell lots of words, like ignorant and arrogant. oh, and childish. you're a attention whore and all you are looking for is for people to feel bad for you and for attention you're parents never gave you. Kindly go kill yourself and do the world a favor....AND for the record I could give a fuck less about what you or your faggot enthusiast friends think. stop trying to look like a woman, or come out of the closet already....K.Thanks....

 

What he doesn't realize..
This is now published. Which means when he goes to apply for a job.. anyone who googles his name will now see how he treats other people. Surprise asshole!

What do we take away from this?
People's words only have weight if you let them. Don't worry so much about what people say. You know yourself better than they do.

Don't worry, this case of online bullying was a failure ;)

ROTD: "Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass"

everything-is-pointless

@laurakristinexo Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass.

Me: @laurakristinexo that's mature

@laurakristinexo: As is talking shit in the first place.... and a snide comment on the internet.

Me: it's up to you how you react. also, matter of opinion what's snide or "talking shit"

@laurakristinexo: EXACTLY. Now keep your opinions to yourself. Lol, this conversation is completely pointless. Who even are you?
@laurakristinexo: Oh, never mind. I don't care, goodbye.

Me: you're pointless. lol

@laurakristinexo: Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use. Refer to my last tweet*.

* not sure but she tweeted SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

Me: good luck with your ego problem ;)

@laurakristinexo: Lol, you don't even know me, dickwad. Why are you still talking?

Me: i do know you, actually. here's the definition for you: To know: Be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information
Me: a little humility should do you well. Do you need the definition of that too?

@laurakristinexo: Ugh, I thought I blocked you.

Me: your profile is public, genius.

*she tweets something public about trolls that i happened to see

Me: also, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't trolling you.

@laurakristinexo: Why are you going through all this trouble to try to talk to me then? You don't even follow me...

Me: it's really not troublesome.. and I was following you. When you hit the "block" button it forces the person to unfollow you

@laurakristinexo: I'm not flattered by people feeling the need to waste their time forcing their opinions onto others via the internet.
@laurakristinexo: Now, please, block me and go on with your life.

Me: and yet that's what you just did. Oh the irony!

@laurakristinexo: Because I want you to go away. Just stop, your opinions have no effect on my life.

Me: you can stop replying any time. My motives are my own and I don't need instruction from you.

@laurakristinexo: Same to you.

Me: I'm not the one with a problem. I don't mind replying. Never know what might happen.
Me: i'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use

@laurakristinexo: And you're implying that I'M immature.. Fuck off.

Me: SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

@laurakristinexo: Lol, what are you even saying?

Me: i'm saying I have no idea what you're going to say next. not all things need to be said with purpose

@laurakristinexo: "SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.” Ahem, you...

Me: ahem that's you twice now. just figured i'd say it in your own words so you'd understand

@laurakristinexo: I don't even know who you are and you don't know me so can we please just move on with our lives?

Me: i thought i already covered this. we do know each other. the fact that you can even communicate with me proves that.

@laurakristinexo: We don't know each other in real life. PLEASE, try to be a decent human being here and just block me.

Me: ... what are you even talking about? how would blocking you somehow make me a decent human being?
Me: do you even think about what you write?

@laurakristinexo: You are truly a piece of work.
Me: good job not answering the question.

@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do think about what I write. More than you know, further proving the fact that you do not know who am I as a person.
Me: which is why i asked you the question.. you really don't know how to talk to people, do you?
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Me: why do you keep replying?
@laurakristinexo: Because I'm trying my hardest to get you to block me so I can go on with my day.

Me: why do you want me to block you?? that makes no sense. I don't block anybody. Ever. Open communication and such.

@laurakristinexo: I want you to block me because I don't want to put my twitter on private just because you won't stop being an asshole.
@laurakristinexo: And I have no need or want to communicate with you.

Me: then why are you? you're contradicting yourself a bit.

Me: coincidentally i have no need or want to talk to you either.

@laurakristinexo: I told you why already, to try to get you to block me. Perfect. Now please, just go ahead and block me.

Me: ... you're really stuck on getting me to do something. How about YOU stop replying. Because you can only control you.

**end

Trending dysfunctional coping skills and communication


This situation isn't unique. Here are some patterns that show up freakishly often:

- "you don't even know me"
- "i mean in real life" (as opposed to what? fake life?)
- skip to insults
- grammar criticism. (she tried this one but I never actually made a grammar mistake)
- unfounded use of the word "asshole" or phrase "being an asshole"
- assumed hostility
- aversion to questions that provoke thought
- aversion to reasonable proof
- relying on the actions of others (I'm trying to make you block me)

What else did you notice?

My Favorite parts


"Who even are you?"
Obviously nobody reads bios anymore.

 "Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use."
Wait.. were you trying to insult me.. was that a compliment or..? It's like she's trying to belittle me because my grammar was correct and it surprised her. But I'm pretty sure what she's really implying (by the surprised part) is that most people she talks to aren't capable of getting it right.

"SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET."
... pretty sure the first thing I said was sarcastically implying what she said wasn't mature by my choice of "that's mature".

What was your favorite part?

Bonus! Phrases that mean nothing


"go on with your life"
(as opposed to......? do you think my life is stopped now?)

"I want you to go away"
(yeah, you're actually choosing to read this and I'm not physically in front of you. stop reading any time. )

"You are truly a piece of work"
(this is an obscure way of saying "you're making me think too much")

"you won’t stop being an asshole"
(usually the user is referring to some person who isn't doing or saying exactly whatever they want them to)

ROTD: "Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass"

everything-is-pointless

@laurakristinexo Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass.

Me: @laurakristinexo that's mature

@laurakristinexo: As is talking shit in the first place.... and a snide comment on the internet.

Me: it's up to you how you react. also, matter of opinion what's snide or "talking shit"

@laurakristinexo: EXACTLY. Now keep your opinions to yourself. Lol, this conversation is completely pointless. Who even are you?
@laurakristinexo: Oh, never mind. I don't care, goodbye.

Me: you're pointless. lol

@laurakristinexo: Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use. Refer to my last tweet*.

* not sure but she tweeted SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

Me: good luck with your ego problem ;)

@laurakristinexo: Lol, you don't even know me, dickwad. Why are you still talking?

Me: i do know you, actually. here's the definition for you: To know: Be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information
Me: a little humility should do you well. Do you need the definition of that too?

@laurakristinexo: Ugh, I thought I blocked you.

Me: your profile is public, genius.

*she tweets something public about trolls that i happened to see

Me: also, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't trolling you.

@laurakristinexo: Why are you going through all this trouble to try to talk to me then? You don't even follow me...

Me: it's really not troublesome.. and I was following you. When you hit the "block" button it forces the person to unfollow you

@laurakristinexo: I'm not flattered by people feeling the need to waste their time forcing their opinions onto others via the internet.
@laurakristinexo: Now, please, block me and go on with your life.

Me: and yet that's what you just did. Oh the irony!

@laurakristinexo: Because I want you to go away. Just stop, your opinions have no effect on my life.

Me: you can stop replying any time. My motives are my own and I don't need instruction from you.

@laurakristinexo: Same to you.

Me: I'm not the one with a problem. I don't mind replying. Never know what might happen.
Me: i'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use

@laurakristinexo: And you're implying that I'M immature.. Fuck off.

Me: SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

@laurakristinexo: Lol, what are you even saying?

Me: i'm saying I have no idea what you're going to say next. not all things need to be said with purpose

@laurakristinexo: "SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.” Ahem, you...

Me: ahem that's you twice now. just figured i'd say it in your own words so you'd understand

@laurakristinexo: I don't even know who you are and you don't know me so can we please just move on with our lives?

Me: i thought i already covered this. we do know each other. the fact that you can even communicate with me proves that.

@laurakristinexo: We don't know each other in real life. PLEASE, try to be a decent human being here and just block me.

Me: which is why i asked you the question.. you really don't know how to talk to people, do you?
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Me: ... what are you even talking about? how would blocking you somehow make me a decent human being?
Me: do you even think about what you write?

@laurakristinexo: You are truly a piece of work.
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do think about what I write. More than you know, further proving the fact that you do not know who am I as a person.

Me: why do you keep replying?

@laurakristinexo: Because I'm trying my hardest to get you to block me so I can go on with my day.

Me: good job not answering the question.
Me: why do you want me to block you?? that makes no sense. I don't block anybody. Ever. Open communication and such.

@laurakristinexo: I want you to block me because I don't want to put my twitter on private just because you won't stop being an asshole.
@laurakristinexo: And I have no need or want to communicate with you.

Me: then why are you? you're contradicting yourself a bit.

Me: coincidentally i have no need or want to talk to you either.

@laurakristinexo: I told you why already, to try to get you to block me. Perfect. Now please, just go ahead and block me.

Me: ... you're really stuck on getting me to do something. How about YOU stop replying. Because you can only control you.

**end

Trending dysfunctional coping skills and communication
This situation isn't unique. Here are some patterns that show up freakishly often:
- "you don't even know me"
- "i mean in real life" (as opposed to what? fake life?)
- skip to insults
- grammar criticism. (she tried this one but I never actually made a grammar mistake)
- unfounded use of the word "asshole" or phrase "being an asshole"
- assumed hostility
- aversion to questions that provoke thought
- aversion to reasonable proof
- relying on the actions of others (I'm trying to make you block me)

What else did you notice?

My Favorite parts
"Who even are you?"

Obviously nobody reads bios anymore.

 "Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use."
Wait.. were you trying to insult me.. was that a compliment or..? It's like she's trying to belittle me because my grammar was correct and it surprised her. But I'm pretty sure what she's really implying (by the surprised part) is that most people she talks to aren't capable of getting it right.

"SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET."
... pretty sure the first thing I said was sarcastically implying what she said wasn't mature by my choice of "that's mature".

What was your favorite part?

ROTD: "Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass"

everything-is-pointless

@laurakristinexo Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass.

Me: @laurakristinexo that's mature

@laurakristinexo: As is talking shit in the first place.... and a snide comment on the internet.

Me: it's up to you how you react. also, matter of opinion what's snide or "talking shit"

@laurakristinexo: EXACTLY. Now keep your opinions to yourself. Lol, this conversation is completely pointless. Who even are you?
@laurakristinexo: Oh, never mind. I don't care, goodbye.

Me: you're pointless. lol

@laurakristinexo: Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use. Refer to my last tweet*.

* not sure but she tweeted SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

Me: good luck with your ego problem ;)

@laurakristinexo: Lol, you don't even know me, dickwad. Why are you still talking?

Me: i do know you, actually. here's the definition for you: To know: Be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information
Me: a little humility should do you well. Do you need the definition of that too?

@laurakristinexo: Ugh, I thought I blocked you.

Me: your profile is public, genius.

*she tweets something public about trolls that i happened to see

Me: also, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't trolling you.

@laurakristinexo: Why are you going through all this trouble to try to talk to me then? You don't even follow me...

Me: it's really not troublesome.. and I was following you. When you hit the "block" button it forces the person to unfollow you

@laurakristinexo: I'm not flattered by people feeling the need to waste their time forcing their opinions onto others via the internet.
@laurakristinexo: Now, please, block me and go on with your life.

Me: and yet that's what you just did. Oh the irony!

@laurakristinexo: Because I want you to go away. Just stop, your opinions have no effect on my life.

Me: you can stop replying any time. My motives are my own and I don't need instruction from you.

@laurakristinexo: Same to you.

Me: I'm not the one with a problem. I don't mind replying. Never know what might happen.
Me: i'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use

@laurakristinexo: And you're implying that I'M immature.. Fuck off.

Me: SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

@laurakristinexo: Lol, what are you even saying?

Me: i'm saying I have no idea what you're going to say next. not all things need to be said with purpose

@laurakristinexo: "SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.” Ahem, you...

Me: ahem that's you twice now. just figured i'd say it in your own words so you'd understand

@laurakristinexo: I don't even know who you are and you don't know me so can we please just move on with our lives?

Me: i thought i already covered this. we do know each other. the fact that you can even communicate with me proves that.

@laurakristinexo: We don't know each other in real life. PLEASE, try to be a decent human being here and just block me.

Me: which is why i asked you the question.. you really don't know how to talk to people, do you?
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Me: ... what are you even talking about? how would blocking you somehow make me a decent human being?
Me: do you even think about what you write?

@laurakristinexo: You are truly a piece of work.
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do think about what I write. More than you know, further proving the fact that you do not know who am I as a person.

Me: why do you keep replying?

@laurakristinexo: Because I'm trying my hardest to get you to block me so I can go on with my day.

Me: good job not answering the question.
Me: why do you want me to block you?? that makes no sense. I don't block anybody. Ever. Open communication and such.

@laurakristinexo: I want you to block me because I don't want to put my twitter on private just because you won't stop being an asshole.
@laurakristinexo: And I have no need or want to communicate with you.

Me: then why are you? you're contradicting yourself a bit.

Me: coincidentally i have no need or want to talk to you either.

@laurakristinexo: I told you why already, to try to get you to block me. Perfect. Now please, just go ahead and block me.

Me: ... you're really stuck on getting me to do something. How about YOU stop replying. Because you can only control you.

**end

Trending dysfunctional coping skills and communication
This situation isn't unique. Here are some patterns that show up freakishly often:
- "you don't even know me"
- "i mean in real life" (as opposed to what? fake life?)
- skip to insults
- grammar criticism. (she tried this one but I never actually made a grammar mistake)
- unfounded use of the word "asshole" or phrase "being an asshole"
- assumed hostility
- aversion to questions that provoke thought
- aversion to reasonable proof
- relying on the actions of others (I'm trying to make you block me)

What else did you notice?

My Favorite parts
"Who even are you?"

Obviously nobody reads bios anymore.

 "Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use."
Wait.. were you trying to insult me.. was that a compliment or..? It's like she's trying to belittle me because my grammar was correct and it surprised her. But I'm pretty sure what she's really implying (by the surprised part) is that most people she talks to aren't capable of getting it right.

"SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET."
... pretty sure the first thing I said was sarcastically implying what she said wasn't mature by my choice of "that's mature".

What was your favorite part?

ROTD: "Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass"

everything-is-pointless

@laurakristinexo Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass.

Me: @laurakristinexo that's mature

@laurakristinexo: As is talking shit in the first place.... and a snide comment on the internet.

Me: it's up to you how you react. also, matter of opinion what's snide or "talking shit"

@laurakristinexo: EXACTLY. Now keep your opinions to yourself. Lol, this conversation is completely pointless. Who even are you?
@laurakristinexo: Oh, never mind. I don't care, goodbye.

Me: you're pointless. lol

@laurakristinexo: Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use. Refer to my last tweet*.

* not sure but she tweeted SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

Me: good luck with your ego problem ;)

@laurakristinexo: Lol, you don't even know me, dickwad. Why are you still talking?

Me: i do know you, actually. here's the definition for you: To know: Be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information
Me: a little humility should do you well. Do you need the definition of that too?

@laurakristinexo: Ugh, I thought I blocked you.

Me: your profile is public, genius.

*she tweets something public about trolls that i happened to see

Me: also, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't trolling you.

@laurakristinexo: Why are you going through all this trouble to try to talk to me then? You don't even follow me...

Me: it's really not troublesome.. and I was following you. When you hit the "block" button it forces the person to unfollow you

@laurakristinexo: I'm not flattered by people feeling the need to waste their time forcing their opinions onto others via the internet.
@laurakristinexo: Now, please, block me and go on with your life.

Me: and yet that's what you just did. Oh the irony!

@laurakristinexo: Because I want you to go away. Just stop, your opinions have no effect on my life.

Me: you can stop replying any time. My motives are my own and I don't need instruction from you.

@laurakristinexo: Same to you.

Me: I'm not the one with a problem. I don't mind replying. Never know what might happen.
Me: i'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use

@laurakristinexo: And you're implying that I'M immature.. Fuck off.

Me: SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

@laurakristinexo: Lol, what are you even saying?

Me: i'm saying I have no idea what you're going to say next. not all things need to be said with purpose

@laurakristinexo: "SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.” Ahem, you...

Me: ahem that's you twice now. just figured i'd say it in your own words so you'd understand

@laurakristinexo: I don't even know who you are and you don't know me so can we please just move on with our lives?

Me: i thought i already covered this. we do know each other. the fact that you can even communicate with me proves that.

@laurakristinexo: We don't know each other in real life. PLEASE, try to be a decent human being here and just block me.

Me: ... what are you even talking about? how would blocking you somehow make me a decent human being?
Me: do you even think about what you write?

@laurakristinexo: You are truly a piece of work.
Me: good job not answering the question.

@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do think about what I write. More than you know, further proving the fact that you do not know who am I as a person.
Me: which is why i asked you the question.. you really don't know how to talk to people, do you?
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Me: why do you keep replying?
@laurakristinexo: Because I'm trying my hardest to get you to block me so I can go on with my day.

Me: why do you want me to block you?? that makes no sense. I don't block anybody. Ever. Open communication and such.

@laurakristinexo: I want you to block me because I don't want to put my twitter on private just because you won't stop being an asshole.
@laurakristinexo: And I have no need or want to communicate with you.

Me: then why are you? you're contradicting yourself a bit.

Me: coincidentally i have no need or want to talk to you either.

@laurakristinexo: I told you why already, to try to get you to block me. Perfect. Now please, just go ahead and block me.

Me: ... you're really stuck on getting me to do something. How about YOU stop replying. Because you can only control you.

**end

Trending dysfunctional coping skills and communication
This situation isn't unique. Here are some patterns that show up freakishly often:
- "you don't even know me"
- "i mean in real life" (as opposed to what? fake life?)
- skip to insults
- grammar criticism. (she tried this one but I never actually made a grammar mistake)
- unfounded use of the word "asshole" or phrase "being an asshole"
- assumed hostility
- aversion to questions that provoke thought
- aversion to reasonable proof
- relying on the actions of others (I'm trying to make you block me)

What else did you notice?

My Favorite parts
"Who even are you?"

Obviously nobody reads bios anymore.

 "Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use."
Wait.. were you trying to insult me.. was that a compliment or..? It's like she's trying to belittle me because my grammar was correct and it surprised her. But I'm pretty sure what she's really implying (by the surprised part) is that most people she talks to aren't capable of getting it right.

"SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET."
... pretty sure the first thing I said was sarcastically implying what she said wasn't mature by my choice of "that's mature".

What was your favorite part?

ROTD: "Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass"

everything-is-pointless

@laurakristinexo Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass.

Me: @laurakristinexo that's mature

@laurakristinexo: As is talking shit in the first place.... and a snide comment on the internet.

Me: it's up to you how you react. also, matter of opinion what's snide or "talking shit"

@laurakristinexo: EXACTLY. Now keep your opinions to yourself. Lol, this conversation is completely pointless. Who even are you?
@laurakristinexo: Oh, never mind. I don't care, goodbye.

Me: you're pointless. lol

@laurakristinexo: Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use. Refer to my last tweet*.

* not sure but she tweeted SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

Me: good luck with your ego problem ;)

@laurakristinexo: Lol, you don't even know me, dickwad. Why are you still talking?

Me: i do know you, actually. here's the definition for you: To know: Be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information
Me: a little humility should do you well. Do you need the definition of that too?

@laurakristinexo: Ugh, I thought I blocked you.

Me: your profile is public, genius.

*she tweets something public about trolls that i happened to see

Me: also, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't trolling you.

@laurakristinexo: Why are you going through all this trouble to try to talk to me then? You don't even follow me...

Me: it's really not troublesome.. and I was following you. When you hit the "block" button it forces the person to unfollow you

@laurakristinexo: I'm not flattered by people feeling the need to waste their time forcing their opinions onto others via the internet.
@laurakristinexo: Now, please, block me and go on with your life.

Me: and yet that's what you just did. Oh the irony!

@laurakristinexo: Because I want you to go away. Just stop, your opinions have no effect on my life.

Me: you can stop replying any time. My motives are my own and I don't need instruction from you.

@laurakristinexo: Same to you.

Me: I'm not the one with a problem. I don't mind replying. Never know what might happen.
Me: i'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use

@laurakristinexo: And you're implying that I'M immature.. Fuck off.

Me: SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

@laurakristinexo: Lol, what are you even saying?

Me: i'm saying I have no idea what you're going to say next. not all things need to be said with purpose

@laurakristinexo: "SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.” Ahem, you...

Me: ahem that's you twice now. just figured i'd say it in your own words so you'd understand

@laurakristinexo: I don't even know who you are and you don't know me so can we please just move on with our lives?

Me: i thought i already covered this. we do know each other. the fact that you can even communicate with me proves that.

@laurakristinexo: We don't know each other in real life. PLEASE, try to be a decent human being here and just block me.

Me: ... what are you even talking about? how would blocking you somehow make me a decent human being?
Me: do you even think about what you write?

@laurakristinexo: You are truly a piece of work.
Me: good job not answering the question.

@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do think about what I write. More than you know, further proving the fact that you do not know who am I as a person.
Me: which is why i asked you the question.. you really don't know how to talk to people, do you?
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Me: why do you keep replying?
@laurakristinexo: Because I'm trying my hardest to get you to block me so I can go on with my day.

Me: why do you want me to block you?? that makes no sense. I don't block anybody. Ever. Open communication and such.

@laurakristinexo: I want you to block me because I don't want to put my twitter on private just because you won't stop being an asshole.
@laurakristinexo: And I have no need or want to communicate with you.

Me: then why are you? you're contradicting yourself a bit.

Me: coincidentally i have no need or want to talk to you either.

@laurakristinexo: I told you why already, to try to get you to block me. Perfect. Now please, just go ahead and block me.

Me: ... you're really stuck on getting me to do something. How about YOU stop replying. Because you can only control you.

**end

Trending dysfunctional coping skills and communication
This situation isn't unique. Here are some patterns that show up freakishly often:

- "you don't even know me"
- "i mean in real life" (as opposed to what? fake life?)
- skip to insults
- grammar criticism. (she tried this one but I never actually made a grammar mistake)
- unfounded use of the word "asshole" or phrase "being an asshole"
- assumed hostility
- aversion to questions that provoke thought
- aversion to reasonable proof
- relying on the actions of others (I'm trying to make you block me)

What else did you notice?

My Favorite parts

"Who even are you?"
Obviously nobody reads bios anymore.

 "Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use."
Wait.. were you trying to insult me.. was that a compliment or..? It's like she's trying to belittle me because my grammar was correct and it surprised her. But I'm pretty sure what she's really implying (by the surprised part) is that most people she talks to aren't capable of getting it right.

"SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET."
... pretty sure the first thing I said was sarcastically implying what she said wasn't mature by my choice of "that's mature".

What was your favorite part?

ROTD: "Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass"

everything-is-pointless

@laurakristinexo Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass.

Me: @laurakristinexo that's mature

@laurakristinexo: As is talking shit in the first place.... and a snide comment on the internet.

Me: it's up to you how you react. also, matter of opinion what's snide or "talking shit"

@laurakristinexo: EXACTLY. Now keep your opinions to yourself. Lol, this conversation is completely pointless. Who even are you?
@laurakristinexo: Oh, never mind. I don't care, goodbye.

Me: you're pointless. lol

@laurakristinexo: Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use. Refer to my last tweet*.

* not sure but she tweeted SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

Me: good luck with your ego problem ;)

@laurakristinexo: Lol, you don't even know me, dickwad. Why are you still talking?

Me: i do know you, actually. here's the definition for you: To know: Be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information
Me: a little humility should do you well. Do you need the definition of that too?

@laurakristinexo: Ugh, I thought I blocked you.

Me: your profile is public, genius.

*she tweets something public about trolls that i happened to see

Me: also, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't trolling you.

@laurakristinexo: Why are you going through all this trouble to try to talk to me then? You don't even follow me...

Me: it's really not troublesome.. and I was following you. When you hit the "block" button it forces the person to unfollow you

@laurakristinexo: I'm not flattered by people feeling the need to waste their time forcing their opinions onto others via the internet.
@laurakristinexo: Now, please, block me and go on with your life.

Me: and yet that's what you just did. Oh the irony!

@laurakristinexo: Because I want you to go away. Just stop, your opinions have no effect on my life.

Me: you can stop replying any time. My motives are my own and I don't need instruction from you.

@laurakristinexo: Same to you.

Me: I'm not the one with a problem. I don't mind replying. Never know what might happen.
Me: i'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use

@laurakristinexo: And you're implying that I'M immature.. Fuck off.

Me: SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

@laurakristinexo: Lol, what are you even saying?

Me: i'm saying I have no idea what you're going to say next. not all things need to be said with purpose

@laurakristinexo: "SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.” Ahem, you...

Me: ahem that's you twice now. just figured i'd say it in your own words so you'd understand

@laurakristinexo: I don't even know who you are and you don't know me so can we please just move on with our lives?

Me: i thought i already covered this. we do know each other. the fact that you can even communicate with me proves that.

@laurakristinexo: We don't know each other in real life. PLEASE, try to be a decent human being here and just block me.

Me: ... what are you even talking about? how would blocking you somehow make me a decent human being?
Me: do you even think about what you write?

@laurakristinexo: You are truly a piece of work.
Me: good job not answering the question.

@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do think about what I write. More than you know, further proving the fact that you do not know who am I as a person.
Me: which is why i asked you the question.. you really don't know how to talk to people, do you?
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Me: why do you keep replying?
@laurakristinexo: Because I'm trying my hardest to get you to block me so I can go on with my day.

Me: why do you want me to block you?? that makes no sense. I don't block anybody. Ever. Open communication and such.

@laurakristinexo: I want you to block me because I don't want to put my twitter on private just because you won't stop being an asshole.
@laurakristinexo: And I have no need or want to communicate with you.

Me: then why are you? you're contradicting yourself a bit.

Me: coincidentally i have no need or want to talk to you either.

@laurakristinexo: I told you why already, to try to get you to block me. Perfect. Now please, just go ahead and block me.

Me: ... you're really stuck on getting me to do something. How about YOU stop replying. Because you can only control you.

**end

Trending dysfunctional coping skills and communication
This situation isn't unique. Here are some patterns that show up freakishly often:

- "you don't even know me"
- "i mean in real life" (as opposed to what? fake life?)
- skip to insults
- grammar criticism. (she tried this one but I never actually made a grammar mistake)
- unfounded use of the word "asshole" or phrase "being an asshole"
- assumed hostility
- aversion to questions that provoke thought
- aversion to reasonable proof
- relying on the actions of others (I'm trying to make you block me)

What else did you notice?

My Favorite parts


"Who even are you?"
Obviously nobody reads bios anymore.

 "Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use."
Wait.. were you trying to insult me.. was that a compliment or..? It's like she's trying to belittle me because my grammar was correct and it surprised her. But I'm pretty sure what she's really implying (by the surprised part) is that most people she talks to aren't capable of getting it right.

"SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET."
... pretty sure the first thing I said was sarcastically implying what she said wasn't mature by my choice of "that's mature".

What was your favorite part?

ROTD: "Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass"

everything-is-pointless

@laurakristinexo Talk shit about my friends and I'll kick your ass.

Me: @laurakristinexo that's mature

@laurakristinexo: As is talking shit in the first place.... and a snide comment on the internet.

Me: it's up to you how you react. also, matter of opinion what's snide or "talking shit"

@laurakristinexo: EXACTLY. Now keep your opinions to yourself. Lol, this conversation is completely pointless. Who even are you?
@laurakristinexo: Oh, never mind. I don't care, goodbye.

Me: you're pointless. lol

@laurakristinexo: Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use. Refer to my last tweet*.

* not sure but she tweeted SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

Me: good luck with your ego problem ;)

@laurakristinexo: Lol, you don't even know me, dickwad. Why are you still talking?

Me: i do know you, actually. here's the definition for you: To know: Be aware of through observation, inquiry, or information
Me: a little humility should do you well. Do you need the definition of that too?

@laurakristinexo: Ugh, I thought I blocked you.

Me: your profile is public, genius.

*she tweets something public about trolls that i happened to see

Me: also, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't trolling you.

@laurakristinexo: Why are you going through all this trouble to try to talk to me then? You don't even follow me...

Me: it's really not troublesome.. and I was following you. When you hit the "block" button it forces the person to unfollow you

@laurakristinexo: I'm not flattered by people feeling the need to waste their time forcing their opinions onto others via the internet.
@laurakristinexo: Now, please, block me and go on with your life.

Me: and yet that's what you just did. Oh the irony!

@laurakristinexo: Because I want you to go away. Just stop, your opinions have no effect on my life.

Me: you can stop replying any time. My motives are my own and I don't need instruction from you.

@laurakristinexo: Same to you.

Me: I'm not the one with a problem. I don't mind replying. Never know what might happen.
Me: i'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use

@laurakristinexo: And you're implying that I'M immature.. Fuck off.

Me: SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.

@laurakristinexo: Lol, what are you even saying?

Me: i'm saying I have no idea what you're going to say next. not all things need to be said with purpose

@laurakristinexo: "SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET.” Ahem, you...

Me: ahem that's you twice now. just figured i'd say it in your own words so you'd understand

@laurakristinexo: I don't even know who you are and you don't know me so can we please just move on with our lives?

Me: i thought i already covered this. we do know each other. the fact that you can even communicate with me proves that.

@laurakristinexo: We don't know each other in real life. PLEASE, try to be a decent human being here and just block me.

Me: ... what are you even talking about? how would blocking you somehow make me a decent human being?
Me: do you even think about what you write?

@laurakristinexo: You are truly a piece of work.
Me: good job not answering the question.

@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do think about what I write. More than you know, further proving the fact that you do not know who am I as a person.
Me: which is why i asked you the question.. you really don't know how to talk to people, do you?
@laurakristinexo: Yes, I do. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Me: why do you keep replying?
@laurakristinexo: Because I'm trying my hardest to get you to block me so I can go on with my day.

Me: why do you want me to block you?? that makes no sense. I don't block anybody. Ever. Open communication and such.

@laurakristinexo: I want you to block me because I don't want to put my twitter on private just because you won't stop being an asshole.
@laurakristinexo: And I have no need or want to communicate with you.

Me: then why are you? you're contradicting yourself a bit.

Me: coincidentally i have no need or want to talk to you either.

@laurakristinexo: I told you why already, to try to get you to block me. Perfect. Now please, just go ahead and block me.

Me: ... you're really stuck on getting me to do something. How about YOU stop replying. Because you can only control you.

**end

Trending dysfunctional coping skills and communication


This situation isn't unique. Here are some patterns that show up freakishly often:

- "you don't even know me"
- "i mean in real life" (as opposed to what? fake life?)
- skip to insults
- grammar criticism. (she tried this one but I never actually made a grammar mistake)
- unfounded use of the word "asshole" or phrase "being an asshole"
- assumed hostility
- aversion to questions that provoke thought
- aversion to reasonable proof
- relying on the actions of others (I'm trying to make you block me)

What else did you notice?

My Favorite parts


"Who even are you?"
Obviously nobody reads bios anymore.

 "Lmfao. I'm surprised you even knew which your/you're to use."
Wait.. were you trying to insult me.. was that a compliment or..? It's like she's trying to belittle me because my grammar was correct and it surprised her. But I'm pretty sure what she's really implying (by the surprised part) is that most people she talks to aren't capable of getting it right.

"SOME PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND THESE PEOPLE NEED TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET."
... pretty sure the first thing I said was sarcastically implying what she said wasn't mature by my choice of "that's mature".

What was your favorite part?

Bonus! Phrases that mean nothing


"go on with your life" (as opposed to......? do you think my life is stopped now?)
"I want you to go away" (yeah, you're actually choosing to read this and I'm not physically in front of you. stop reading any time. )
"You are truly a piece of work" (this is obscure way of saying "you're making me think too much)
"you won’t stop being an asshole" (usually the user is referring to some person who isn't doing or saying exactly whatever they want them to)

ROTD: Internet relationships are not real


Me:
isn't that a contradiction?

@Jimmyfulford
well i mean, real social life in the real world

Me:
social media is part of the real world. Data and interaction by real people

not sure where the misconception comes that Internet communication is somehow less than other methods

@Jimmyfulford
i understand about all that smart fact you told me , i just, dont agree with you,even when it's a fact :)

Me:
well, that's absurd..
it's also ironic that your opinion is not real. lol

@Jimmyfulford
u know what absurd is?when ppl have 5000friends on FB,but none in real life
social media is part of the real world?yea,but actually it's not real,it's called 'hyperreality',u might want to read it first

Me:
hyper is a prefix. Still reality is the root. .
Internet social connections are real. You could argue that Internet is more limited than in person. . But both equally real

@Jimmyfulford
lmao what an excuse, u smart,but not that smart. and you clearly need to read some Baudrillard
both equally real? thats the most stupid thing i've heard lmao
not about to brag but, believe me i know more than you know. n im not in the mood to argue,so, cheers

Me:
that's extremely arrogant of you. Good luck

ROTD: Internet relationships are not real


Me:

isn't that a contradiction?

@Jimmyfulford
well i mean, real social life in the real world

Me:
social media is part of the real world. Data and interaction by real people

not sure where the misconception comes that Internet communication is somehow less than other methods

@Jimmyfulford
i understand about all that smart fact you told me , i just, dont agree with you,even when it's a fact :)

Me:
well, that's absurd..
it's also ironic that your opinion is not real. lol

@Jimmyfulford
u know what absurd is?when ppl have 5000friends on FB,but none in real life
social media is part of the real world?yea,but actually it's not real,it's called 'hyperreality',u might want to read it first

Me:
hyper is a prefix. Still reality is the root. .
Internet social connections are real. You could argue that Internet is more limited than in person. . But both equally real

@Jimmyfulford
lmao what an excuse, u smart,but not that smart. and you clearly need to read some Baudrillard
both equally real? thats the most stupid thing i've heard lmao
not about to brag but, believe me i know more than you know. n im not in the mood to argue,so, cheers

Me:
that's extremely arrogant of you. Good luck

ROTD: Internet relationships are not real


Me:

isn't that a contradiction?

@Jimmyfulford
well i mean, real social life in the real world

Me:
social media is part of the real world. Data and interaction by real people

not sure where the misconception comes that Internet communication is somehow less than other methods

@Jimmyfulford
i understand about all that smart fact you told me , i just, dont agree with you,even when it's a fact :)

Me:
well, that's absurd..
it's also ironic that your opinion is not real. lol

@Jimmyfulford
u know what absurd is?when ppl have 5000friends on FB,but none in real life
social media is part of the real world?yea,but actually it's not real,it's called 'hyperreality',u might want to read it first

Me:
hyper is a prefix. Still reality is the root. .
Internet social connections are real. You could argue that Internet is more limited than in person. . But both equally real

@Jimmyfulford
lmao what an excuse, u smart,but not that smart. and you clearly need to read some Baudrillard
both equally real? thats the most stupid thing i've heard lmao
not about to brag but, believe me i know more than you know. n im not in the mood to argue,so, cheers

Me:
that's extremely arrogant of you. Good luck