Questions

Do you sell your drawings?

#409

asked by anonymous

No because I'm just an artist for fun!

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why is the sky blue?

#378

asked by anonymous

Light scatters as it enters the atmosphere from space into the spectrum of blue that we see

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Mr. Joe have you ever thought about being illustrator for a children's book?

#370

asked by anonymous

I'm actually planning to illustrate a children's book! It's going to be a nightmare that turns out being beautiful and full of unique monsters. Scheming to do this in collaboration with other artists. It'd be cool if it ended up being something interactive.

I don't sell my drawings and I have no plans to. If I ever do, I'll do it for people I support and will give them away without cost. I also plan to some day make apparel or accessories.

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are you straight?

#369

asked by anonymous

I don't believe in gay or straight.

Update: Definitely not gay

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Do you kayak? or would you like to learn?

#368

asked by anonymous

Yeah I do! However, I like canoeing more. I canoed over 140 miles on the James River in 2006.

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What is your favorite color?

#367

asked by anonymous

I don't have an absolute favorite color. I find colors to be more attractive depending on their context.

Update: I prefer cold colors though (blue/purple)

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Are you into anime?

#365

asked by anonymous

I'm into all art. Anime is no exception.

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What are some of your favorite books?

#364

asked by anonymous

I'm dying for the last book in the Wheel of Time series "A Memory of Light" to release. It's scheduled for January 8th!

Update: I read it.. it was amazing. I really like reading light novels (Japanese). Some of my favorites are No game no life, The new gate, RE:Zero, Overlord, Death march to a parallel world rhapsody, Irregular at magic high school, Skeleton knight, Goblin slayer

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Do you like pie?

#363

asked by anonymous

Only when my mom bakes it! I'm not a big fan of sweets.

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

#362

asked by anonymous

Undoubtedly, a bear that lives in woods will shit in the woods.

Next question.

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Why do we have nipples?

#355

asked by anonymous

Looks like a Google question to me.

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How big is your heart?

#354

asked by anonymous

Please clarify "big". Do you mean in terms of volume, area, circumference, or? Regardless, I've never had my heart ripped out and measured because I need it to pump my blood. So nevermind.

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What's your favorite client side framework?

#352

asked by anonymous

Not sure yet!

I'll update this once I figure it out.

Update: I have a custom framework that I wrote myself that's my favorite. Most projects don't actually require a framework.. but I use jQuery for most things and ES6 modules or commonjs/requirejs UMD modules

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Why are butts split into 2?

#351

asked by anonymous

Because being split into 3 would look silly.

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Who's better, Batman or Iron Man?

#350

asked by anonymous

Iron Man! Batman has so many personal issues and he's all brutey. He also has Lucius Fox do everything cool for him. Lucius Fox should be the real hero.

Oh, and my personality is pretty much a mirror of Tony Stark.

Update: They're still both my favorites for not having super powers but still managing to hold their own in a superfight

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Whats your fave video game and pokemon!?

#347

asked by anonymous

Cheater asking two questions! My favorite video game was Diablo 2 and my favorite pokemon is Charizard.

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Do you speak Japanese fluently and how much did it cost you to change your name to Jiko (which means accident). Would you prefer me to type Japanese for you? :D

#326

asked by anonymous

My Japanese fluency is probably equal to an elementary school student. I want to become fluent in Japanese some day, but I currently don't have much free time & no local Japanese friends to practice with :( As for my name, it's actually cheaper than you may think: https://efile.sunbiz.org/ficregintro.html

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Hi Joe, can I call you?

#325

asked by AvrilLavigne

Sure~Phone number is on my Facebook profile :)

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How much do you pay to host your site online?

#322

asked by JohnDidThat

This year it cost me $107.40. My host also throws in a free domain name worth $10 which makes the hosting really cost $97.40.

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what made you add me as a friend randomly one day?

#321

asked by michelle christiana hall

I really don't remember adding you, but you live in Florida. That makes us neighbors and you're a part of my community. I think it's important to get to know the people who live around me. :)

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What's your favourite band[s]? :)

#320

asked by gerardwayo

This gets asked a lot.. I don't really care for music much, but my favorite band is Motion City Soundtrack.

Update: I also really like REOL. You can see what music I listen to here: https://www.last.fm/user/joejiko

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Tell me why you'd stare at me in public right meow! And why did you have to make my life complicated?

#319

asked by anonymous

You personality puts off a sharp contrast from the dullness around you & the migration of your presence from the Internet/my screen to life would be a surreal experience. Your facial features are pleasant & I enjoy the stark differences in your apparent photographed expressions. My imagination can only do you so much justice. I'm curious how close my vision of you is to the real thing & I would be watching you to determine that as well as enjoying the amusement that I anticipate you'd bring with your hyper actions. As for the complication, I like making you work >:]

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Who is Pikachu? Have you ever met one?

#315

asked by anonymous

Pikachu is a very dear friend of mine. Here's something about Pikachus that I bet you didn't know: When they sneeze it sounds like "Yeah!"

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When did you start your web development career considering that you are so young and what gave you the interest on it?

#312

asked by melissadilan

I don't see what being young has to do with talent or interest. I've been designing websites since 1999 when the web wasn't nearly as complicated. The way the growth of the Internet happened, it's actually realistic to say that it grew up with me. Because of the age of the Internet, HTML, and CSS, no matter how old any web designer you meet is, they won't have any more experience than I have. As for interest, I've always been drawn to technology and puzzles. I like thinking and problem solving. The Internet, with it's fast growth and unlimited opportunity, offers me the perfect stimulus.

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Who's better, Batman or Superman?

#304

asked by anonymous

Batman, because he's realistic. Superman is boring, his powers are too absolute.

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Do you have any weird sexual fetishes?

#277

asked by anonymous

I just might ;] Maybe you'll be lucky enough to find out one day.. but probably not.

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Who would you rather make out with, The Queen, or Barrack Obama?

#275

asked by anonymous

Such an odd question.. their both not sexually appealing. I suppose it would be a better story to say "I made out with the president of the United States", so I'll go with that one :]

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Are you in a relationship?? <3

#271

asked by anonymous

Relationship is defined as "a state of connectedness between people". We're all connected somehow. By that definition, even "stranger" is a relationship. As for the details of my intimate and personal relationships, that's none of your business :]

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Would you like a freshly made batch of cookies? :D

#265

asked by anonymous

Depends what kind and if they're going to give me the shits afterwards. Make it oatmeal chocolate chip and it's a deal! Send me another question but this time check "notify me by email" and provide your email. Thanks.

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WHen are you moving?

#221

asked by anonymous

I'll let everyone know when I've got the details worked out.

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Have you ever thought about writing a book?

#220

asked by katie_dearest

Ehhh, I don't have the time to write a book. I'll live my life, write pieces, & somebody else can put them together for me.

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What are your favorite bands?

#219

asked by anonymous

This question has already been asked: http://www.joejiko.com/q/89

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What are your religious orientations?

#216

asked by anonymous

Independent/observational. You can try to Wiki that, but I'm pretty sure it's a unique definition.

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Dearest Joe, ignorance is unavoidable; as old as you are, you should realize you really can't find and analyze a person's intellect by their "cover." Why do you remain so judgmental?

#215

asked by anonymous

I am not judgmental. My analysis of people and personalities is based on probabilities and choosing the best guess out of many possible chance answers. I hardly ever guess wrong. That being said, the ignorance I'm speaking of is something that no person could possibly mask. Perhaps it's their intellectual limitation or their inability to develop an inquisitive mind. It might not even be their fault, but that doesn't make it any less unavoidably true.

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Why did you make a site dedicated to yourself? Is there any inspiration behind it or did you just need to feed your ego some more?

#207

asked by anonymous

Because I can. Do I need more reason than that? Why do you have a myspace, a twitter, or a facebook? Why should I give those websites control over my identity? Are you going to ask the same question to the countless others who have their own "official" domain name? Anybody can do it. The question is why you're choosing to single me out like I've committed a crime.

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Where do you get all your confidence?

#205

asked by twinnje

It's taken a long time to develop. I can't say that it comes from a single source. I'm more confident in some areas than I am in others. I'm comfortable with my personality and my abilities. I know my flaws, my weaknesses, and my strengths. When somebody comes along to destroy my confidence, I may take their opinion into consideration, but, ultimately, it's my opinion that matters. Confidence in yourself will bring you through the darkest of situations. In the end, who will be confident in me, if I'm not confident in myself?

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Looking back on you childhood,what advice would you give yourself to help with problems you face today?

#195

asked by katie_dearest

My childhood was spent reading and learning. I've never been a time waster. My parents restricted me as much as they possibly could. They constantly took away my computers and books. Punishing me by removing anything they thought I might enjoy. I had straight A's in school without trying. Is there some advice I would give myself? There's nothing I could've done differently until I was free of my parents. By then it was too late, really. I'm still trying to figure out my life.

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if you could prevent one movie, album, or tv series from being made, what would it be and how do you feel that would better humanity?

#194

asked by JohnnyXXXIV

I'm a firm believer in anti-censorship. Destroying media or preventing it's release would never help anything. If I wanted to better humanity, I would add new media. That being said, I'm really not passionate about movies/tv or music. I feel that movies are a waste of time unless I'm learning something from them. Even then, it's much more efficient to have a living expert in front of me to interact with. Music is nice sometimes, but generally speaking, I would prefer silence.

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be my bday date? :D

#177

asked by anonymous

Who are you & when is your birthday?

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whats yer goals in life?

#169

asked by anonymous

Same as everyone elses', really: To be happy, stable, successful, and needed by other people.

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Pick one Android or Maemo?

#168

asked by anonymous

Android. I happen to love Google. I wish they would hire me D:

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What is your dream girl?

#162

asked by Ms.J

Somebody who can handle me for longer than a month.

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When are we going to hangout?

#161

asked by ambermarieh

hmm... when are you going to come over?

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Marry me?

#150

asked by Ahaley

Sorry, I'm not getting married for at least another 10 years.

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You rich?

#149

asked by BOB

Irrelevant.

Update: Technically I'm in the top 1% of the world (making more than $32,400/year) .. but in the US I'm not even close to the $450,000/year required to reach the top 1%

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If You Could One Change One Thing About This World, What Would You Change? And Why? =]

#147

asked by makhaillamorris

Life is too hard right now. People with great potential aren't able to utilize it do to lack of opportunity or education. The majority of parents and children are lethargic, distracted, uneducated, and unskilled. Is there one thing I could change to prevent all this? If there is, it eludes me, but it is indescribably frustrating.

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you're cute (; how old are you?

#140

asked by Me :]

Seriously? Why don't you try reading any of my profiles? Or you could try this: http://joejiko.com/about/

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ok what's the oldest age you would date?

#115

asked by anonymous

Late 20's unless she's amazing. I'm an open-minded person. I wouldn't restrict myself from being with someone based on something as trivial as their age.

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will you have sex with me?

#107

asked by anonymous

Probably not since IDK who you are ;]

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cats or dogs?

#103

asked by anonymous

You obviously don't know me very well. I find cats to be utterly disgusting creatures. Contact with their vile bodies makes me flinch!

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does your middle name start with a j too?

#102

asked by anonymous

I have two middle names, and neither of them start with a J. By the way, I'm not telling you either of them ;]

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Mega Man or Metroid?

#99

asked by anonymous

That's a tough one! I'm going to say Metroid.

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What question would you ask me?

#91

asked by anonymous

Why are you asking me person-directed questions anonymously?

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what bands are you into?

#88

asked by anonymous

I'm not really brand-oriented. If I like the way something looks, I buy it. Retail-wise, I shop at hot topic a lot.

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what's your favorite book?

#87

asked by anonymous

Awhile back I read a series called "the wheel of time" by Robert Jordan. I enjoyed it, but it's a long series and I never finished it. I don't have time to read fictional tales anymore.

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What's your view on God?

#86

asked by anonymous

Don't really have one. I'm too busy living my life to think about religion, and I don't care what happens after I die.

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ass man or tit man?

#79

asked by anonymous

Neither. I like faces.

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do you hate fake people?

#75

asked by anonymous

I don't hate anybody, but I don't associate with fake people.

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can i have ur msn ?

#71

asked by anonymous

This is anonymous, how am I supposed to give it to you?

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papi how old are u ?

#70

asked by anonymous

Not telling. Why does it matter?

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what's your favorite holiday?

#67

asked by anonymous

I really don't enjoy holidays, but I'm going to be stereotypical and say Halloween :P

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When are we gonna cut your hair?

#66

asked by anonymous

As soon as I find somebody good enough to cut it the way I want.

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Do you want to have kids in the future?

#64

asked by anonymous

None that share my DNA. If I decide to have children it will be in my 40's and I'll be adopting.

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What did you do today?

#60

asked by anonymous

Work all day, as always :(

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what do u look for in a girl ?

#59

asked by anonymous

I've answered this one before. I want my girl to be intelligent, passionate, confident, beautiful, and opinionated.

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whats jiko mean?

#52

asked by anonymous

Google it ;]

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whos your favorite sports team?

#48

asked by anonymous

I'm not a fanatic about sports, but if I had to choose one, I like the Carolina Panthers.

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What is your favorite food?

#46

asked by anonymous

I really don't like eating. I only eat so I won't die.

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Do you have a favorite movie?

#45

asked by anonymous

Any movie with Will Smith, Adam Sandler, or Bruce Willis in it. Oh, and Batman, of course.

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What is your favorite pastime?

#44

asked by anonymous

I have too many to count. I spend a lot of time on computers doing various tasks. Incredibly useful things, aren't they?

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what's your favorite kind of soda ?

#36

asked by anonymous

I don't drink soda. My favorite drink would be Red Bull or Berry Gatorade Rain.

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what kind of music do you listen to ?

#35

asked by anonymous

My preferences change, but I never get tired of listening to Motion City Soundtrack.

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How old are you?

#28

asked by anonymous

Older than sin.

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