dream log.. weird foreign shop

at a gas station with my mom and there were a bunch of weird foreign shopkeepers. the gas station was penned in with a fence. there was a wire on one side with my mom's umbrella hanging from it. she seemed to have been here before and left it. my dad assured her that they'd let her keep it here for weeks but my mom was convinced that the service would be worse if she did.

one of the shopkeepers had freaky mixtures of medicine with random fruits and colors

my mom gave me a bunch of money (~$700) for letting her live with me.
she said she based it off minimum wage at publix and her own calculations
(which is strange because none of my family has ever worked at publix)

my dad was there and he perked up when he saw my mom handing me money and wanted some

my mom was fixing something on her car at the time so she said something like

"maybe you can find something useful to do for money"

my dad disappeared and the weird medicine/herbal nonsense lady came over

i thought at first that she was indian but by the end she was very chinese

at the beginning there was a guy being thrown down on a seat like the shop owner was testing the guy's back. i remember seeing his business cards. they were oversize and deep blue. it was raining slightly because i thought about that and noticed the cards were laminated.

before the gas station we ( mom and dad) were driving in a car and my mom was worried about some camera in her license plate

my dad told her just to pull over and get it replaced, then bill the county (this is how we ended up at the weird ass gas station with foreign shops)

before that there was something else wrong.. but i don't remember.

after my dad disappared, my mom made a deal with the devil medicine lady and bought something for me too.

i was laying on my back for some reason and the lady started talking to me like she was a fortune teller

she said i was destructive and reckless

then she started swabbing my mouth with an orange.. but backed away quickly and started cursing

i was like.. are you done now? and i walked away.

i moved my tongue around my mouth and the lower left quadrant of teeth just fell out in my hand

it looked like a wolf's skull fragment.

i saw it and said a few things to my mom (who was walking beside me)

and that's when i woke up..

dream log.. weird foreign shop

at a gas station with my mom and there were a bunch of weird foreign shopkeepers

one of the shopkeepers had freaky mixtures of medicine with random fruits and colors

my mom gave me a bunch of money for letting her live with me.
she said she based it off minimum wage at publix and her own calculations

my dad was there and he perked up when he saw my mom handing me money and wanted some

my mom was fixing something on her car at the time so she said something like

"maybe you can find something useful to do for money"

my dad disappared and the weird medicine/herbal nonsense lady came over

i thought at first that she was indian but by the end she was very chinese

at the beginning there was a guy being thrown down on a seat like the shop owner was testing the guy's back

before the gas station we ( mom and dad) were driving in a car and my mom was worried about some camera in her license plate

my dad told her just to pull over and get it replaced, then bill the county (this is how we ended up at the weird ass gas station with foreign shops)

before that there was something else wrong.. but i don't remember.

after my dad disappared, my mom made a deal with the devil medicine lady and bought something for me too.

i was laying on my back for some reason and the lady started talking to me like she was a fortune teller

she said i was destructive and reckless

then she started swapping my mouth with an orange.. but backed away quickly and started cursing

i was like.. are done now? and i walked away.

i moved my tongue around my mouth and the left quadrant of teeth just fell out in my hand

it looked like a wolf's skull fragment.

i saw it and said a few things to my mom (who was walking beside me)

and that's when i woke up..

dream log.. weird foreign shop

at a gas station with my mom and there were a bunch of weird foreign shopkeepers

one of the shopkeepers had freaky mixtures of medicine with random fruits and colors

my mom gave me a bunch of money for letting her live with me.
she said she based it off minimum wage at publix and her own calculations

my dad was there and he perked up when he saw my mom handing me money and wanted some

my mom was fixing something on her car at the time so she said something like

"maybe you can find something useful to do for money"

my dad disappared and the weird medicine/herbal nonsense lady came over

i thought at first that she was indian but by the end she was very chinese

at the beginning there was a guy being thrown down on a seat like the shop owner was testing the guy's back

before the gas station we ( mom and dad) were driving in a car and my mom was worried about some camera in her license plate

my dad told her just to pull over and get it replaced, then bill the county (this is how we ended up at the weird ass gas station with foreign shops)

before that there was something else wrong.. but i don't remember.

after my dad disappared, my mom made a deal with the devil medicine lady and bought something for me too.

i was laying on my back for some reason and the lady started talking to me like she was a fortune teller

she said i was destructive and reckless

then she started swapping my mouth with an orange.. but backed away quickly and started cursing

i was like.. are done now? and i walked away.

i moved my tongue around my mouth and the left quadrant of teeth just fell out in my hand

it looked like a wolf's skull fragment.

i saw it and said a few things to my mom (who was walking beside me)

and that's when i woke up..

dream log.. weird foreign shop

at a gas station with my mom and there were a bunch of weird foreign shopkeepers

one of the shopkeepers had freaky mixtures of medicine with random fruits and colors

my mom gave me a bunch of money (~$700) for letting her live with me.
she said she based it off minimum wage at publix and her own calculations
(which is strange because none of my family has ever worked at publix)

my dad was there and he perked up when he saw my mom handing me money and wanted some

my mom was fixing something on her car at the time so she said something like

"maybe you can find something useful to do for money"

my dad disappared and the weird medicine/herbal nonsense lady came over

i thought at first that she was indian but by the end she was very chinese

at the beginning there was a guy being thrown down on a seat like the shop owner was testing the guy's back

before the gas station we ( mom and dad) were driving in a car and my mom was worried about some camera in her license plate

my dad told her just to pull over and get it replaced, then bill the county (this is how we ended up at the weird ass gas station with foreign shops)

before that there was something else wrong.. but i don't remember.

after my dad disappared, my mom made a deal with the devil medicine lady and bought something for me too.

i was laying on my back for some reason and the lady started talking to me like she was a fortune teller

she said i was destructive and reckless

then she started swapping my mouth with an orange.. but backed away quickly and started cursing

i was like.. are done now? and i walked away.

i moved my tongue around my mouth and the left quadrant of teeth just fell out in my hand

it looked like a wolf's skull fragment.

i saw it and said a few things to my mom (who was walking beside me)

and that's when i woke up..

dream log.. weird foreign shop

at a gas station with my mom and there were a bunch of weird foreign shopkeepers

one of the shopkeepers had freaky mixtures of medicine with random fruits and colors

my mom gave me a bunch of money (~$700) for letting her live with me.
she said she based it off minimum wage at publix and her own calculations
(which is strange because none of my family has ever worked at publix)

my dad was there and he perked up when he saw my mom handing me money and wanted some

my mom was fixing something on her car at the time so she said something like

"maybe you can find something useful to do for money"

my dad disappeared and the weird medicine/herbal nonsense lady came over

i thought at first that she was indian but by the end she was very chinese

at the beginning there was a guy being thrown down on a seat like the shop owner was testing the guy's back. i remember seeing his business cards and they were blue. it was raining slightly because i thought about that and noticed the cards were laminated.

before the gas station we ( mom and dad) were driving in a car and my mom was worried about some camera in her license plate

my dad told her just to pull over and get it replaced, then bill the county (this is how we ended up at the weird ass gas station with foreign shops)

before that there was something else wrong.. but i don't remember.

after my dad disappared, my mom made a deal with the devil medicine lady and bought something for me too.

i was laying on my back for some reason and the lady started talking to me like she was a fortune teller

she said i was destructive and reckless

then she started swapping my mouth with an orange.. but backed away quickly and started cursing

i was like.. are done now? and i walked away.

i moved my tongue around my mouth and the left quadrant of teeth just fell out in my hand

it looked like a wolf's skull fragment.

i saw it and said a few things to my mom (who was walking beside me)

and that's when i woke up..

dream log.. weird foreign shop

at a gas station with my mom and there were a bunch of weird foreign shopkeepers. the gas station was penned in with a fence. there was a wire on one side with my mom's umbrella hanging from it. she seemed to have been here before and left it. my dad assured her that they'd let her keep it here for weeks but my mom was convinced that the service would be worse if she did.

one of the shopkeepers had freaky mixtures of medicine with random fruits and colors

my mom gave me a bunch of money (~$700) for letting her live with me.
she said she based it off minimum wage at publix and her own calculations
(which is strange because none of my family has ever worked at publix)

my dad was there and he perked up when he saw my mom handing me money and wanted some

my mom was fixing something on her car at the time so she said something like

"maybe you can find something useful to do for money"

my dad disappeared and the weird medicine/herbal nonsense lady came over

i thought at first that she was indian but by the end she was very chinese

at the beginning there was a guy being thrown down on a seat like the shop owner was testing the guy's back. i remember seeing his business cards and they were blue. it was raining slightly because i thought about that and noticed the cards were laminated.

before the gas station we ( mom and dad) were driving in a car and my mom was worried about some camera in her license plate

my dad told her just to pull over and get it replaced, then bill the county (this is how we ended up at the weird ass gas station with foreign shops)

before that there was something else wrong.. but i don't remember.

after my dad disappared, my mom made a deal with the devil medicine lady and bought something for me too.

i was laying on my back for some reason and the lady started talking to me like she was a fortune teller

she said i was destructive and reckless

then she started swapping my mouth with an orange.. but backed away quickly and started cursing

i was like.. are done now? and i walked away.

i moved my tongue around my mouth and the left quadrant of teeth just fell out in my hand

it looked like a wolf's skull fragment.

i saw it and said a few things to my mom (who was walking beside me)

and that's when i woke up..

dream log.. weird foreign shop

at a gas station with my mom and there were a bunch of weird foreign shopkeepers. the gas station was penned in with a fence. there was a wire on one side with my mom's umbrella hanging from it. she seemed to have been here before and left it. my dad assured her that they'd let her keep it here for weeks but my mom was convinced that the service would be worse if she did.

one of the shopkeepers had freaky mixtures of medicine with random fruits and colors

my mom gave me a bunch of money (~$700) for letting her live with me.
she said she based it off minimum wage at publix and her own calculations
(which is strange because none of my family has ever worked at publix)

my dad was there and he perked up when he saw my mom handing me money and wanted some

my mom was fixing something on her car at the time so she said something like

"maybe you can find something useful to do for money"

my dad disappeared and the weird medicine/herbal nonsense lady came over

i thought at first that she was indian but by the end she was very chinese

at the beginning there was a guy being thrown down on a seat like the shop owner was testing the guy's back. i remember seeing his business cards. they were oversize and deep blue. it was raining slightly because i thought about that and noticed the cards were laminated.

before the gas station we ( mom and dad) were driving in a car and my mom was worried about some camera in her license plate

my dad told her just to pull over and get it replaced, then bill the county (this is how we ended up at the weird ass gas station with foreign shops)

before that there was something else wrong.. but i don't remember.

after my dad disappared, my mom made a deal with the devil medicine lady and bought something for me too.

i was laying on my back for some reason and the lady started talking to me like she was a fortune teller

she said i was destructive and reckless

then she started swapping my mouth with an orange.. but backed away quickly and started cursing

i was like.. are you done now? and i walked away.

i moved my tongue around my mouth and the lower left quadrant of teeth just fell out in my hand

it looked like a wolf's skull fragment.

i saw it and said a few things to my mom (who was walking beside me)

and that's when i woke up..

Get your 8am xanax fix!

Just.. make sure you don't fuck up and go to the wrong house.

Some old, half-toothless man rang the doorbell this morning at 8am.

I thought it was a friend of mine coming to take me to work, but alas, it was not.

Here was this man missing half his teeth, holding his hand extended with a $10 bill.

Confused the shit out of me. I open the door and he's standing there, trying to give me money.

Anyway, with a short delay he decided it was time to speak. He said "I wanna get some of those xanax", at which point he actually half-smiled a little bit and in the most creepy way possible.

My response, obviously, was a simple and firm "no."

Not good enough for this guy!

"Your roommates then?"

"No"

"You're not the guy in the red car sitting out there that said to come upstairs for xanax?"

"No."

"Does he live here?"

"No. Bye."

And I closed the door.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a neighbor for something weird?

Tell me about it in the comments

Get your 8am xanax fix

Some old, half-toothless man rang the doorbell this morning at 8am.

I thought it was a friend of mine coming to take me to work, but alas, it was not.

Here was this man missing half his teeth, holding his hand extended with a $10 bill.

Confused the shit out of me. I open the door and he's standing there, trying to give me money.

Anyway, with a short delay he decided it was time to speak. He said "I wanna get some of those xanax", at which point he actually half-smiled a little bit and in the most creepy way possible.

My response, obviously, was a simple and firm "no."

Not good enough for this guy!

"Your roommates then?"

"No"

"You're not the guy in the red car sitting out there that said to come upstairs for xanax?"

"No."

"Does he live here?"

"No. Bye."

And I closed the door.

Get your 8am xanax fix!

Just.. make sure you don't fuck up and go to the wrong house.

Some old, half-toothless man rang the doorbell this morning at 8am.

I thought it was a friend of mine coming to take me to work, but alas, it was not.

Here was this man missing half his teeth, holding his hand extended with a $10 bill.

Confused the shit out of me. I open the door and he's standing there, trying to give me money.

Anyway, with a short delay he decided it was time to speak. He said "I wanna get some of those xanax", at which point he actually half-smiled a little bit and in the most creepy way possible.

My response, obviously, was a simple and firm "no."

Not good enough for this guy!

"Your roommates then?"

"No"

"You're not the guy in the red car sitting out there that said to come upstairs for xanax?"

"No."

"Does he live here?"

"No. Bye."

And I closed the door.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a neighbor for something weird?

Tell me about it in the comments

I saw that you saw my message

I saw that you saw my message

11/17, 5:33pm
Nicole Orsi
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11/17, 10:54pm
Nicole Orsi
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What do you think? Creepy or no?