"Joe, this girl has a computer question for you" (conversation)

Me: "okay what's your question?"

Girl: "I bought a computer warranty with you guys, and I was wondering what does it cover?"

Me: "We have several different warranties, do you know which one you bought?"

Girl: "The cheaper one. What does that cover?"

Me: "Anything but accidental damage like spills, drops, and cracks."

Girl: "So I'm basically fucked."

Me: LOL "Did you drop it?"

Girl: "No, my friend threw up all over it and now it won't work. I spent a grand on it too!"

*Storms off

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Girl.. my advice to you, get some new friends.

"Joe this girl has a computer question for you"

Me: "okay what's your question?"

Girl: "I bought a computer warranty with you guys, and I was wondering what does it cover?"

Me: "We have several different warranties, do you know which one you bought?"

Girl: "The cheaper one. What does that cover?"

Me: "Anything but accidental damage like spills, drops, and cracks."

Girl: "So I'm basically fucked."

Me: LOL "Did you drop it?"

Girl: "No, my friend threw up all over it and now it won't work. I spent a grand on it too!"

*Storms off

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Girl.. my advice to you, get some new friends.