overheard a fat girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..

overheard a fat girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..

"i have walked up to girls in bars and told them if they don't go home and put some clothes on, I'm going to take you outside and wreck your face."

okay.. I get it, you can't wear the outfit she's wearing without everyone who saw you wearing it immediately vomiting, having nightmares, and potentially, immediately committing suicide. so why don't YOU go home and don't come back out in public until you solve your fatness problem and i'll appreciate the person whose body doesn't revolt people. some more advice to you, people might be willing to overlook how fat you are but your attitude is equally as disgusting.

update note: I wrote this from my phone, and apparently I don't know how to proof read very well :P

overheard a far girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..

overheard a far girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..


"i have walked up to girls in bars and told them if they don't go home and put some clothes on, I'm going to take you outside and wreck your face."


okay.. I get it, you can't wear the outfit she's wearing without everyone who saw you wearing it immediately vomiting, having nightmares, and potentially, immediately committing suicide. so why don't YOU go home and don't come back out in public until you solve your fatness problem and i'll appreciate the person whose body doesn't revolt people. some more advice to you, people might be willing to overlook how fat you are but your attitude is equally as disgusting.

overheard a far girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..

overheard a far girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..

"i have walked up to girls in bars and told them if they don't go home and put some clothes on, I'm going to take you outside and wreck your face."

okay.. I get it, you can't wear the outfit she's wearing without everyone who saw you wearing it immediately vomiting, having nightmares, and potentially, immediately committing suicide. so why don't YOU go home and don't come back out in public until you solve your fatness problem and i'll appreciate the person whose body doesn't revolt people. some more advice to you, people might be willing to overlook how fat you are but your attitude is equally as disgusting.

Conversations from work for the lawlz

"Sometimes I wish I was deaf"

----- Monday, January 09, 2012 -----
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:49 am] "OH GOD THE CUSTOMER REPLIEDDDD... filecheck"
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:49 am] LOL
[11:50 am] they get so pissed when i tell them i'm not available for calls
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:50 am] im available for email
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:50 am] lol exactly.
[11:50 am] idgaf. tell them i'm deaf
[11:51 am] yeah.. our designer is deaf and can only communicate with email
[11:51 am] don't be insensitive
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] sometimes i wish i was deaf
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] yeah, but i like hearing my victims scream
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] lol
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] >:]

"It's groundhog day without Bill Murray"

----- Wednesday, January 11, 2012 -----
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:42 am] is it friday?
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[10:42 am] Auto-reply: Away
[10:42 am] i thought it was friday 2 days ago
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:43 am] everyday is friday
[10:43 am] it's groundhog day without bill murray

"It's a really unique barrage of sounds"


----- Friday, January 13, 2012 -----
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:13 pm] What are you listening to?
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] the sounds of people being tortured
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] Kelly Clarkson
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] it's a mix tape actually, it has Beethoven as light ambient music
[4:16 pm] that's broken up intermittently by screaming and slashing noises.
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:16 pm] Really? Interesting.
[4:16 pm]  Really though
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:17 pm] oh this is my favorite part. there's someone who just had their legs sawed off and they're being dragged on the ground and clawing at the floor
[4:17 pm] it's a really unique barrage of sounds.

Conversations from work for the lawlz

"Sometimes I wish I was deaf"

----- Monday, January 09, 2012 -----
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:49 am] "OH GOD THE CUSTOMER REPLIEDDDD... filecheck"
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:49 am] LOL
[11:50 am] they get so pissed when i tell them i'm not available for calls
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:50 am] im available for email
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:50 am] lol exactly.
[11:50 am] idgaf. tell them i'm deaf
[11:51 am] yeah.. our designer is deaf and can only communicate with email
[11:51 am] don't be insensitive
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] sometimes i wish i was deaf
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] yeah, but i like hearing my victims scream
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] lol
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] >:]

"It's groundhog day without Bill Murray"

----- Wednesday, January 11, 2012 -----
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:42 am] is it friday?
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[10:42 am] Auto-reply: Away
[10:42 am] i thought it was friday 2 days ago
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:43 am] everyday is friday
[10:43 am] it's groundhog day without bill murray
----- Friday, January 13, 2012 -----
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:13 pm] What are you listening to?
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] the sounds of people being tortured
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] Kelly Clarkson
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] it's a mix tape actually, it has Beethoven as light ambient music
[4:16 pm] that's broken up intermittently by screaming and slashing noises.
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:16 pm] Really? Interesting.
[4:16 pm]  Really though
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:17 pm] oh this is my favorite part. there's someone who just had their legs sawed off and they're being dragged on the ground and clawing at the floor
[4:17 pm] it's a really unique barrage of sounds.

Conversations from work for the lawlz

"Sometimes I wish I was deaf"

----- Monday, January 09, 2012 -----
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:49 am] "OH GOD THE CUSTOMER REPLIEDDDD... filecheck"
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:49 am] LOL
[11:50 am] they get so pissed when i tell them i'm not available for calls
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:50 am] im available for email
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:50 am] lol exactly.
[11:50 am] idgaf. tell them i'm deaf
[11:51 am] yeah.. our designer is deaf and can only communicate with email
[11:51 am] don't be insensitive
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] sometimes i wish i was deaf
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] yeah, but i like hearing my victims scream
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] lol
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] >:]

"It's groundhog day without Bill Murray"

----- Wednesday, January 11, 2012 -----
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:42 am] is it friday?
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[10:42 am] Auto-reply: Away
[10:42 am] i thought it was friday 2 days ago
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:43 am] everyday is friday
[10:43 am] it's groundhog day without bill murray
"It's a really unique barrage of sounds"

----- Friday, January 13, 2012 -----
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:13 pm] What are you listening to?
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] the sounds of people being tortured
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] Kelly Clarkson
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] it's a mix tape actually, it has Beethoven as light ambient music
[4:16 pm] that's broken up intermittently by screaming and slashing noises.
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:16 pm] Really? Interesting.
[4:16 pm]  Really though
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:17 pm] oh this is my favorite part. there's someone who just had their legs sawed off and they're being dragged on the ground and clawing at the floor
[4:17 pm] it's a really unique barrage of sounds.

since nobody reads anything

----- Monday, February 27, 2012 -----
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[5:07 pm] lol i want to change "business card slits" to "business card sluts" and see if anyone notices
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[5:08 pm] ahah i bet it would take awhile
[5:08 pm] since nobody reads anything

Do I need to call the wahmbulance? [conversation]

[caption id="attachment_918" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="the wahmbulance!"][/caption]

----- Friday, April 06, 2012 -----
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[10:47 am] I need to stop going out on work nights.
[10:47 am] fml
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:47 am] wahhhhh wahwahwah wahhhh!
[10:47 am] want me to call the wahmbulance?
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[10:47 am] lol