overheard a fat girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..

overheard a fat girl talking today. I'll try to recreate the conversation..

"i have walked up to girls in bars and told them if they don't go home and put some clothes on, I'm going to take you outside and wreck your face."

okay.. I get it, you can't wear the outfit she's wearing without everyone who saw you wearing it immediately vomiting, having nightmares, and potentially, immediately committing suicide. so why don't YOU go home and don't come back out in public until you solve your fatness problem and i'll appreciate the person whose body doesn't revolt people. some more advice to you, people might be willing to overlook how fat you are but your attitude is equally as disgusting.

update note: I wrote this from my phone, and apparently I don't know how to proof read very well :P

Invite all your women to Google+

Update: I made a doodle of this to illustrate my point. "how to spread Google+"

I've been trying to stay up to date on Google+. As I was reading today, I ran across an article stating that social networking websites are fueled by women. Well, that makes sense. Women do talk a lot. But beyond female blathering, more girls to look at = more boys going to look at them. Not only will the women spread around verbally the things they like, but they also bring in men who want to see the things they like (pretty girls). It's a win-win situation. :)

dream log: 3 dreams

I was on a bus with @mandagoesrawr, @m0llybee,   @thatchinesegrl and some guy. I got in an argument with a man who was sitting a couple of seats in front of me. He looked creepy and he tried to say something to me about a tattoo I had which looked like Amanda's arm tattoo. I told him not to talk to me and he got all pissy. I'm pretty sure he wanted to hit on the girls with me & thought I would be the entry into the conversation. The driver took his side until Molly got upset and stormed off the bus (while it was moving??). It was a pretty strange dream. There was a little more to it, but I don't remember.

#2 was kinda boring. I was doing graphic design stuff like I do at work. It lasted waaaaaay too long. The annoying part is that I knew I was dreaming and couldn't get it to change!

#3, the finale was an epic magical adventure with an old wise man, an innocent asian girl who barely spoke english and another "monkish" kind of guy. We had to traverse a path until we met up with the boss but didn't know it. I don't remember knowing a reason why. He told us we had to collect things.. and sent us back. We started back & the dream got kind of skippy. We were teleporting to different areas. The guy we were with got trapped in some kind of imprisoning spell when we were attacked by a group of magic people. It was strange because I remember in order to do magic stuff it was like pressing buttons on a game controller but we just had to think it. Like "square", "triangle". Future vision of virtual reality games? I don't know. We made it back and the old man freaked out about the evil person we met at the end of the trail. He volunteered to help, but first we needed to conceal ourselves. He started conjuring up a "concealing spell".. but about that time John's alarm went off.

"Joe, this girl has a computer question for you" (conversation)

Me: "okay what's your question?"

Girl: "I bought a computer warranty with you guys, and I was wondering what does it cover?"

Me: "We have several different warranties, do you know which one you bought?"

Girl: "The cheaper one. What does that cover?"

Me: "Anything but accidental damage like spills, drops, and cracks."

Girl: "So I'm basically fucked."

Me: LOL "Did you drop it?"

Girl: "No, my friend threw up all over it and now it won't work. I spent a grand on it too!"

*Storms off


Girl.. my advice to you, get some new friends.

Cool name of the day: Marija. It's Bosnian. A girl who owns the name told me. :)

I went to Arby's with John after work & the girl I've seen a million times was working. We've talked a dozen times but I never asked her name. Tonight I got it. I bought a medium jamocha shake & she told them to upgrade it to a large for me. Too bad the medium is huge! I told her not to bother, I can't even finish a medium. ^__^

Oh yeah, she had a sign that said something about a zombie apocalypse which she was making to put in the drive through. Awesome. That's how the conversation started.