Do I need to call the wahmbulance? [conversation]

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----- Friday, April 06, 2012 -----
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[10:47 am] I need to stop going out on work nights.
[10:47 am] fml
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:47 am] wahhhhh wahwahwah wahhhh!
[10:47 am] want me to call the wahmbulance?
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[10:47 am] lol

Bring me the horizon started playing halfway through me asking this lady for her info [conversation]

----- Thursday, April 05, 2012 -----
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[2:58 pm] lmao. bring me the horizon started playing halfway through me asking this lady for her info
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[2:58 pm] lol
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[2:58 pm] okay so your number is 585.38...AHHHHHH!!!!
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[2:59 pm] ahaha
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[2:59 pm] RAHHHhGRAWRRR
[2:59 pm] haha.

since nobody reads anything

----- Monday, February 27, 2012 -----
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[5:07 pm] lol i want to change "business card slits" to "business card sluts" and see if anyone notices
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[5:08 pm] ahah i bet it would take awhile
[5:08 pm] since nobody reads anything

revision nightmares

Posted on: 24 Feb 2012 12:03 PM
I hope these is right

Posted on: 24 Feb 2012 11:18 AM
Mandi

I hope this is within the lines.

Posted on: 21 Feb 2012 5:58 PM
Mandi/ Joe I think I have it right now.

Posted on: 21 Feb 2012 5:21 PM
Mandi/Joe

I adjusted the first hanger

Just make it pop!

----- Wednesday, February 01, 2012 -----
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[10:41 am] “However your designers decide to do the layout just ask them to make it pop...”
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:42 am] lmao
[10:42 am] pop it!
[10:42 am] i want it to punch me in the face when i look at it!
[10:42 am] i want my 11 year old daughter to lose her virginity when she sees it!
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[10:42 am] i fucking hate when people ask to make it pop
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:43 am] just work your magic, wow me, and use some pizazz!
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[10:44 am] pizazz is the best

Conversations from work for the lawlz

"Sometimes I wish I was deaf"

----- Monday, January 09, 2012 -----
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:49 am] "OH GOD THE CUSTOMER REPLIEDDDD... filecheck"
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:49 am] LOL
[11:50 am] they get so pissed when i tell them i'm not available for calls
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:50 am] im available for email
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:50 am] lol exactly.
[11:50 am] idgaf. tell them i'm deaf
[11:51 am] yeah.. our designer is deaf and can only communicate with email
[11:51 am] don't be insensitive
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] sometimes i wish i was deaf
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] yeah, but i like hearing my victims scream
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[11:51 am] lol
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[11:51 am] >:]

"It's groundhog day without Bill Murray"

----- Wednesday, January 11, 2012 -----
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:42 am] is it friday?
>>> Steven Sulik wrote <<<
[10:42 am] Auto-reply: Away
[10:42 am] i thought it was friday 2 days ago
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[10:43 am] everyday is friday
[10:43 am] it's groundhog day without bill murray

"It's a really unique barrage of sounds"


----- Friday, January 13, 2012 -----
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:13 pm] What are you listening to?
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] the sounds of people being tortured
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] Kelly Clarkson
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:15 pm] it's a mix tape actually, it has Beethoven as light ambient music
[4:16 pm] that's broken up intermittently by screaming and slashing noises.
>>> Liz FCP wrote <<<
[4:16 pm] Really? Interesting.
[4:16 pm]  Really though
>>> Joe Jiko wrote <<<
[4:17 pm] oh this is my favorite part. there's someone who just had their legs sawed off and they're being dragged on the ground and clawing at the floor
[4:17 pm] it's a really unique barrage of sounds.